Sunday, 19 August 2012

In the End, Everything is a Gag

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. ~ Woody Allen #quote

Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy. ~ Henry Kissinger #quote

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. ~ Will Rogers #quote

My most important piece of advice to all you would-be writers: when you write, try to leave out all the parts readers skip. ~ E. Leonard #quote

Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power. ~ Shirley MacLaine #quote

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. ~ George Carlin #quote

I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious. ~ David Letterman #quote

Live well. It is the greatest revenge. ~ The Talmud #quote

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. ~ Jack London #quote

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. ~ Dr. Seuss #quote

A revolution is a struggle between the past and the future. ~ Fidel Castro #quote

When the rich make war, it is the poor that die. ~ Jean-Paul Satre #quote

Due to management cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will now be switched off. ~ Graffiti #quote

The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off. ~ British Army Journal (1949) #quote

Education is a weapon, whose effectiveness depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. ~ Joseph Stalin #quote

Philosophy: The Department of unanswered questions
Religion: The Department of unquestioned answers ~ Seen on a university wall #quote

Why don't closed minds ever come with closed mouths? ~ Bumper Sticker #quote

Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful. ~ Sophia Loren #quote

In the end, everything is a gag. ~ Charlie Chaplin #quote

To no one will we sell, to no one will we refuse or delay right or justice. ~ Magna Carta #quote

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. ~ Sir Winston Churchill #quote

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. ~ Arthur C. Clarke #quote

Wanting to be someone you're not is a waste of the person you are. ~ Kurt Cobain #quote

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it. ~ W. Somerset Maugham #quote

I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. ~ Marshall McLuhan #quote

Half of being smart is knowing what you’re dumb at. ~ David Gerrold #quote

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. ~ Aldous Huxley #quote

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. ~ Socrates #quote

Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is. ~ Albert Camus #quote

i'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart ~ e e cummings #quote

We can forgive you for killing our sons.  But we will never forgive you for making us kill yours. ~ Golda Meir #quote

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries. ~ A. A. Milne #quote

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. ~ Marilyn Monroe #quote
Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. ~ Cecil B. DeMille #quote

Hold no man responsible for what he says in his grief. ~ The Talmud #quote

Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. ~ Mickey Mouse #quote

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said 'I don't know'. ~ Mark Twain #quote

It's not having what you want / It's wanting what you've got. ~ Sheryl Crow #quote

There are certain queer times when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke ~ Herman Melville #quote