Friday, 16 August 2013

To Challenge it Requires Brains

Start by doing the necessary, then the possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible. ~ St. #oneliners Francis of Assisi #quote

Say what you mean, mean what you say, but don't say it mean. #oneliners

He who sees the calamity of other people finds his own calamity light. ~ Arabian #Proverb


Black holes are where God divided by zero. ~ Steven Wright #quote

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - Abdul Kalam #quotes

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. #paraprosdokian #ENGgrammar

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. ~ Robert Fripp #quote

Don't sit too close to the television, it'll ruin your eyes. #Momism

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. #oneliners


The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935) #quote

Criticism is prejudice made plausible. ~ Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956) #quote

It is amazing how many people want to live a long life, and yet so few want to grow old. #oneliners

The mind freezes at the thought #literaryExpression

Can't Cut The Mustard : Someone who isn't adequate enough to compete or participate. #ENGidiom

Is there a ring of debris around Uranus? #FunnyNewspaper
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Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need. ~ Kahlil Gibran, poet #quote

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made. #oneliners

The murmuring of summer seas #literaryExpression

POLITICS, n. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

APOLOGIZE, v. To lay the foundation for a future offence. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote 

I think that much of the advice given to young men about saving money is wrong. I never saved a cent until I was forty years old. I invested in myself – in study, in mastering my tools, in preparation. Many a man who is putting a few dollars a week into the bank would do much better to put it into himself. ~ Henry Ford #quote

To repeat what others have said requires education. To challenge it requires brains. ~ Marry Pettibone Poole #quote

You think that your laws correct evil - they only increase it. There is but one way to end evil - by rendering good for evil to all men without distinction. ~ Leo Tolstoy, Christians and the Law-Courts #quote

Feeding Frenzy: An aggressive attack on someone by a group. #ENGidiom

Kick the bucket #ENGexpressions

Success hinges on a passion for excellence. ~ John F. Kennedy #quote


We run to place and power over the dead bodies of those who fail and fall; ay, we win the food we eat from out the mouths of starving babes. ~ H. Rider Haggard, She #quote

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. #oneliners

The beatings will continue until morale improves #bumperstickers

It is better to regret something you did, rather than to regret something you didn't do. #oneliners

Animistic: quality of recurrence or reversion to earlier form   #ExquisiteAdjectives

Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. ~ Lewis Perelman
Uncle Tom #ENGexpressions



Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832) #quote

Love is not a game, so don't be a player. #oneliners

Keep eye on many, but thoughts on one. #oneliners

Television is bubble gum for the eyes. ~ Frank Lloyd Wright #quote

The deep and solemn purple of the summer night #literaryExpression

Drastic Times Call For Drastic Measures: When you are extremely desperate you need to take extremely desperate actions. #ENGidiom

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost #quotes



I can go from zero to bitch in 22 seconds #bumperstickers

Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. ~ Robert Fulghum #quote

What lies behind ourselves and what lies ahead of ourselves are small matters compared to what lies within ourselves. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson #quote

Dreamt is the only word that ends in mt #ENGlanguage

A poet looks at the world the way a man looks at a woman. ~ Wallace Stevens #poetryquotes

Many people lose their tempers merely by seeing you keep yours. #oneliners