Sunday, 31 August 2014

Why Be Difficult?



Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible #bumperstickers

Sponges hold more cold water than hot #factoid

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes. #factoid


Coffee beans aren't beans; they are fruit pits #factoid

If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. #factoid

YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move #bumperstickers

Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G #bumperstickers

Racehorses ~ A String of racehorses. #factoid #collectivenouns


The only continent with no active volcanoes is Australia #factoid

I believe the Internet is an information source, not a lifestyle choice #bumperstickers

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have #bumperstickers

The colour blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones. #factoid

I think your hard drive has a slipped disk #bumperstickers


Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down #bumperstickers

Ace in the hole ~ A hidden or secret strength, or unrevealed advantage  #ENGidioms

When life is bad keep your head up, that way you don't see all the shit you've stepped in #bumperstickers


Anger is merely depression without enthusiasm #bumperstickers

Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students #bumperstickers

Dublin is home of the Fairy Investigation Society. #factoid

Charles the Simple was the grandson of Charles the Bald, both were rulers of France. #factoid

During the seventeen century, the Sultan of Turkey ordered his entire harem of women drowned, and replace with a new one. #factoid

Dyslexics Untie #bumperstickers

Cucumbers are 96% water. #factoid

The word 'Strengths' is the longest word in the English language with just one vowel #ENGlanguage


Dartboards are/used to be made out of horsehair. #factoid

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished #bumperstickers

LSD melts in your mind, not in your hands #bumperstickers




Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush (… thinking about leaving your toothbrush in the living room now?). #factoid



The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver". #factoid

While at Havard University, Edward Kennedy was suspended for cheating on a Spanish exam. #factoid

If your DNA was stretched out it would reach to the moon 6,000 times #factoids

You can't be late until you show up #bumperstickers

My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird #bumperstickers




Welcome To Shit Creek – Sorry, We’re Out Of Paddles #bumperstickers

Canned Coca Cola was first introduced in the domestic market in 1960. #factoid