Saturday, 13 September 2014

Time is What Keeps Everything from Happening at Once



Don't let schooling get in the way of your education #bumperstickers

Your thumb is the same length as your nose #factoid

Life's a bitch, and then you die #bumperstickers

There are only two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead #bumperstickers

The snake can see through its transparent eye lids when they are closed #factoid

The past tense for the English word 'dare' is 'durst' #ENGlanguage
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME #bumperstickers

A strand from the web of a golden spider is as strong as a steel wire of the same size. #factoid

The famous aphrodisiac 'Spanish Fly' is made from dried beetle remains! #factoid
Mary Shelly, author of "Frankenstein," got the idea for the story from a dream. #factoid

Even though it is widely attributed to him Shakespeare never actually used the word 'gadzooks'. #factoid

Mosquitoes are more attracted to the color blue than any other color. #factoid

Skookum - B.C. or "Chinook" slang (said skoo-kum) for "strong", can also mean "great", "big", and "mighty".  #CanadianSlang

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once #bumperstickers

Largest collection of traffic cones by David Morgan; 137 different types - 2/3 of the designs ever made. #factoid

Winterpeg - A derogatory term for Winnipeg, Manitoba. #CanadianSlang

A person afflicted with hexadectylism has six fingers or six toes on one or both hands and feet. #factoid

The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F. #factoid



The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in Jello. #factoid

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. #factoid



The Puritans forbade the singing of Christmas Carols, judging them to be out of keeping with the true spirit of Christmas. #factoid

Nerve impulses to and from the brain travel as fast as 170 miles (274 km) per hour. #factoid

All generalizations are false #bumperstickers
 

All stressed out and nobody to choke #bumperstickers

The oldest word in the English language is 'town' #ENGlanguage

Turn Signals: Not just for smart people anymore #bumperstickers


You have to be really secure to be seen in this car #bumperstickers

Life is a lesson you'll learn it when you're through #bumperstickers

Natural pearls melt in vinegar #factoid
I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushin’ My Luck #bumperstickers

Onions get their distinctive smell by soaking up sulfur from the soil. #factoid

Everything is possible just not too probable #bumperstickers

The first English dictionary was written in 1755 #ENGlanguage

Break a leg ~ A saying from the theatre which means good luck  #ENGidioms

It is a criminal offence to drive around in a dirty car in Russia. #factoid

Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded. #factoid