Thursday, 13 November 2014

What Would Scooby Do?

A man would do nothing if he waited until he could do it so well that no one could find fault. – John Henry Newman #quote   
Reindeer like to eat bananas. #factoid 
What would Scooby do? #bumperstickers    
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~ Albert Einstein #quote                   

You kids are trying to drive me crazy! #Momism  
The buck doesn't even slow down here #bumperstickers    
Being old referred to anyone over 20. #IwantToGoBackInTime   
We judge others by their behavior. We judge ourselves by our intentions. – Ian Percy #quote

The Moon's diameter is 3,476km #factoids    
Honk If You Want To See My Finger #bumperstickers                                       
Kindness is the language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see. ~ Mark Twain #quote   
No poems can please for long or live that are written by water drinkers. ~ Horace #poetryquotes  
I Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke #bumperstickers            

Did you clean your room? #Momism     
By the skin of your teeth ~ Narrowly; barely  Usually used in regard to a narrow escape from a disaster  #ENGidioms  
I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference #bumperstickers       
There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball #factoid         

Wink, I'll do the rest #bumperstickers      
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges #bumperstickers                                       

If you're too full to finish your dinner, you're too full for dessert. #Momism      

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be #justajoke     
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway #bumperstickers

Poetry heals the wounds inflicted by reason. ~ Novalis #poetryquotes   
Editing Is A Rewording Activity #bumperstickers                                       
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right #bumperstickers     

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - J. K. Galbraith, Letter to Kennedy, 1962 #quote  
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. ~ Albert Einstein #quote      
I'm not going to ask you again. #Momism       
Life Sucks and it leaves some mean hickies #bumperstickers      

Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it. #truefactsoflife    
Who taught you THAT? You didn't learn that in this house! #Momism

I've had it up to here with you. #Momism

If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane #bumperstickers              

The lifespan of a taste buds ten days. #factoid

The resting potential in a squid giant axon is -70 mV. #factoid

Bill Carson grew a 262 pound watermelon in 1992. #factoid

Those Who Live By The Sword Get Shot By Those Who Don’t #bumperstickers                                       

Practice safe government. Use kingdoms #bumperstickers

You will take a chance in something in the near future. #fortunecookiesayings

8% of people have an extra rib #factoid

They can because they think they can. ~ Virgil #quote   


Friday, 7 November 2014

Every Single Soul is a Poem

You're the oldest.  You should know better. #Momism                                      
Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning "containing arsenic". #factoid

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. #aDogsAdvice   
Hydroxydesoxycorticosterone and hydroxydeoxycorticosterones are the largest anagrams. #factoid

If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my stickers #bumperstickers  
Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult! #factoid                                       
Drop a dime ~ Make a telephone call  #ENGidioms                                        
Have itchy feet ~ want to travel or leave where they're at. #ENGidioms
Nature, time and patience are the three best physicians. #fortunecookiesayings     

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.  You just know that your name is safe in their mouth. ~ Billy, age 4 #quote  
It's not the size of the boat that matters; it's the motion in the ocean #bumperstickers  
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake #anagram    

Knowledge is a process of piling up facts; wisdom lies in their simplification. ~ Martin Fischer #quote

That language is an instrument of human reason, and not merely a medium for the expression of thought, is a truth generally admitted. - George Boole, quoted in Iverson's Turing Award Lecture #quote

The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. ~ Albert Einstein #quote                                       

You will spend old age in comfort and material wealth. #fortunecookiesayings
The squeaky wheel is often replaced #bumperstickers

Yes, in fact my father does own this road #bumperstickers 
Men are more likely to be colorblind than women.  About one of out of 12 men are colorblind. #factoid

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. #factoid    
The kiss that is given by the bride to the groom at the end of the wedding ceremony originates from the earliest times when the couple would actually make love for the first time under the eyes of half the village! #factoid      

160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world's widest road. #factoid
I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane #bumperstickers      
Hold your horses #englishlanguageidiom    

National Atheist's Day April 1 #bumperstickers                                       
Every single soul is a poem. ~ Michael Franti #poetryquotes   
Life is just one of those things #bumperstickers 

When you have kids of your own you'll understand. #Momism     

Before giving someone a piece of mind be sure you have enough to spare #bumperstickers   
Wise are those who look at others with the same generosity they offer themselves, and at themselves with the same critical eye they have for others. - Unknown #quote           

If life is just a game then I must have missed the kickoff #bumperstickers   
Oh well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes #bumperstickers                   
The average person laughs 10 times a day #factoids  
When I was young we had respect for our elders, now look at the world! #Momism 
The condition of man is already close to satiety and arrogance, and there is danger of destruction of everything in existence. - a Brahmin to Onesicritus, 327 BC, reported in Strabo's Geography #quote

Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air. #factoid

The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning. #factoid     
Catching fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening. #IwantToGoBackInTime