Sunday, 25 January 2015

Rule of Thumb

The most fatal car accidents occur on Saturdays #factoid

As long as you live under my roof, you'll do as I say. #Momism  
Running away? I'll help you pack. #Momism                                      
If your gonna be a turd then go lie out in the yard #bumperstickers  
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart" #bumperstickers    

Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does. #factoid

Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right while women’s shirts have the buttons on the left #factoid        
Am I talking to a brick wall? #Momism        
First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win. ~ Mahatma Gandhi #quote                                       

Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during WWI. #factoid
On the ball #englishlanguageidiom      
You know your getting older when Happy Hour is a nap #bumperstickers         
Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever. ~ Albert Einstein #quote

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman #quote  
How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. ~  Robert A. Heinlein #quotes #cats

You find beauty in ordinary things, do not lose this ability. #fortunecookiesayings  
Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. ~ Albert Einstein #quote 
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. ~ Albert Einstein #quote                       

Bust your chops ~ To say things intended to harass  #ENGidioms    
The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding. - Brandeis #quote  
There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses. #factoid    
Children grow faster in the springtime. #factoid  

The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions #bumperstickers  

Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it. ~ Albert Einstein #quote     
Seven days without laughter makes one weak. ~ Mort Walker #quote    
Ideas are like children; there are none so wonderful as your own. #fortunecookiesayings  
Stupid should hurt #bumperstickers     
Clean up after yourself! #Momism        

You cannot kindle a fire in any other heart until it is burning within your own. – Eleanor Doan #quote                                      
A meow massages the heart. ~  Stuart McMillan #quotes #cats  
It’s very beautiful over there. ~ Thomas Edison #famouslastwords     
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. ~ Albert Einstein #quote   

The most common injury in ten pin bowling is a sore thumb #factoid      
The longest possible eclipse of the sun is 7.31 minutes #factoid

During the reign of Elizabeth I, there was a tax put on men's beards. #factoid  
CAUTION: This car will be left behind during rapture #bumperstickers  
Now, say you're sorry and MEAN it! #Momism   

Do unto others before they do unto you #bumperstickers                                      
What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too? #Momism      
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence. ~ Albert Einstein #quote

The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. #factoid
When all else fails, lower your standards #bumperstickers                                      

I'm with the band #bumperstickers                                      
You will witness a special ceremony. #fortunecookiesayings
Where there's a will, I want to be in it #bumperstickers  
I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record . . . ~ Dylan Thomas #famouslastwords

You reveal who you are by what you do with what you have - Unknown #quote                                      
Change breaks the brittle. - Jan Houtema #quote

If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward you're always in the same place. ~ Nora Roberts #quote