Thursday, 19 March 2015

I'm Just an Expert at Being Confused

The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas. ~ Linus Pauling, #quote  

Perceptions are formed by an ounce of information, and changed by a ton. ~ Unknown #quote

Jack is the most common name in nursery rhymes. #factoid    

Close the door! You don't live in a barn. #Momism    

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases. #factoid

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson #quote     

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired #bumperstickers      
Kiss me, I'm toxic #bumperstickers                                      
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. #justajoke     
Love is the best thing in the world, and the thing that lives the longest. ~ Henry Van Dyke #quote

Be prepared to accept a wondrous opportunity in the days ahead! #fortunecookiesayings    
No Sense Being Pessimistic. It Wouldn’t Work Anyway. #bumperstickers   
Eating a packet of crisps a day is equivalent to drinking five liters of cooking oil a year. #factoid

I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor. ~ François Rabelais #famouslastwords 

You can go out to play after you pick up your room. #Momism

Laughter, cries and all that is wise #bumperstickers                                       
Quiet brain or I'll poke you with another Q-tip #bumpersticker

Diplomacy Is Saying “Nice Doggy” Until You Find A Rock #bumperstickers     

Poetry is the revelation of a feeling that the poet believes to be interior and personal which the reader recognizes as his own. ~ Salvatore Quasimodo #poetryquotes  
If our goal is to write poetry, the only way we are likely to be any good is to try to be as great as the best. - Donald Hall #quote    
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. #justajoke       

Well, people in Hades want ice water, but do you see me with a pitcher? #Momism  
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matter compared to what lies within us. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson #quote    
I'm not a psychiatrist; I'm just an expert at being confused #bumperstickers                                      
Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest #factoid     

Don't drive and derive. Alcohol and calculus don't mix #bumperstickers  
The word 'testify' derived from a time when men were required to swear on their testicles #ENGlanguage  

As fit as a fiddle #englishlanguageidiom                                      
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. #sarcasticsayings  

A difficult time can be more readily endured if we retain the conviction that our existence holds a purpose - a cause to pursue, a person to love, a goal to achieve. ~ John Maxwell #quote 
Beavers ~ a colony of beavers; a family of beavers. #factoid #collectivenoun     
Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. #ifmenwrotetherules

Huked on foniks werkd fer me #bumperstickers                                    

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. ~ Margaret Mead #quote  
If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth #bumperstickers  
You made your bed, now lie in it. #Momism                                      
He who laughs last is laughing at you. #fortunecookiesayings

You can't find it? Well, I can't find it for you - I'm not the maid! #Momism  
I swerve for cats #bumperstickers    
Bent out of shape ~ Getting worked up, aggravated, or overly annoyed at something that usually cannot be helped  #ENGidioms