Friday, 13 March 2015

Warning: Dates in Calendar are Closer than they Appear


It doesn't matter. Who is without a flaw? #fortunecookiesayings
                                 
The fortune cookie was invented in San Francisco #factoid
                                   
High beams were made to piss people off #bumperstickers      
                              
In 1527,  John Rut of St. John's, Newfoundland, sent a letter to King Henry VIII—the first letter sent from North America. #factoid  
                                  
Life isn't fair. #Momism
                                    
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.  (Sign hanging in Albert Einstein's office at Princeton) #quote  

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. ~ The Dalai Lama #quote
      
Short words are best and the old words when short are best of all. ~  Winston Churchill #quote

The most common disease is tooth decay #factoid

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. #aDogsAdvice      


Your flair for the creative takes an important place in your life. #fortunecookiesayings                                      
Getting on your feet requires getting off your butt #bumperstickers                                      
Your heart is a place to draw true happiness. #fortunecookiesayings                                      


42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. #justajoke                                      
When opossums are playing 'possum', they are not playing. They actually pass out from sheer terror. #factoid                                      
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. #factoid                                      





Don't use that tone with me! #Momism

I’m Not A Complete Idiot; Some Parts Are Missing #bumperstickers                                      
 



And sometimes when you turn, there is a shoulder to lean upon, a smile to believe in, a hand to hold. Those are the times your faith in the world is restored. ~  Nirvikar Dahiya #quote
The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time. ~ Abraham Lincoln #quote

It's not your circumstances that shape you, it's how you react to your circumstances. ~ Anne Ortlund #quote                                    
      



Mrs. James Brown once tried to get out of a traffic ticket by claiming she was entitled to diplomatic immunity for being married to the "ambassador of soul". #factoid

It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow. ~ Robert H. Goddard #quote  
                 
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot #bumperstickers      
                              
One will never again look at a birch tree, after the Robert Frost poem, in exactly the same way. ~ Paul Muldoon #poetryquotes

Running away? Is that a threat or a promise? #Momism 
I think, therefore I'm dangerous #bumperstickers

Sharks can sense a drop of blood from 4km (2.5miles) away #factoids

When people are snoring, they're not dreaming. #factoid

I WANT YOU to stay far away from me #bumperstickers

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear #bumperstickers

The Mona Lisa used to hang on the wall of Napoleon’s bedroom. #factoid                                      
During World War One, the future Pope John XXIII was a sergeant in the Italian Army. #factoid

I think these difficult times have helped me understand better than before how infinitely rich and beautiful life is in every way and that so many things that one goes around worrying about are of no importance whatsoever. ~ Isak Dinesen #quote

Double-Double - Said when ordering a coffee; indicating two creams and two sugars. #CanadianSlang  

Have you ever had deja vu?  Have you ever had deja vu? #bumperstickers  
                                  
The harder I work, the luckier I get. – Samuel Goldwyn #quote

Skiing is the only word with double i #factoid
                                    
Poetry is the opening and closing of a door, leaving those who look through to guess about what is seen during the moment. ~ Carl Sandburg #poetryquotes