Monday, 13 April 2015

How Do Poems Grow?


How do poems grow? They grow out of your life. ~ Robert Penn Warren #poetryquotes  




People won't go along with you unless they can get along with you. ~ John C. Maxwell #quote
                                 
Blowflies taste with 3,000 sensory hairs on their feet. #factoid                                       


Believe in Darwin; cancer cures smoking #bumperstickers 

Don't run in the house. #Momism                                       
Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. #factoid

Dogs have owners, cats have staff. ~  Unknown #quotes #cats 

 
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk #bumperstickers                                      
Minds are like parachutes--they only function when open #bumperstickers                                       
If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy #bumperstickers   



The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. #justajoke  
                                   
Before air conditioning was invented, white cotton slipcovers were put on furniture to keep the air cool. #factoid

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. #factoid

Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans. ~ John Lennon #quote 
                                    
Pollsters say that 40 percent of dog and cat owners carry pictures of the pets in their wallets. #factoid

I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous #bumperstickers   

If it's tourist season, does that mean we can shoot them #bumperstickers                                       
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction. ~ Albert Einstein #quote

You can always find happiness at work on Friday. #fortunecookiesayings                                       
Friends Help You Move,  Real Friends Help You Move Bodies #bumperstickers                                       
Fitness: if it came in a bottle everyone would have a great body. #factoid

When they were babies, both Brooke Shields and musician Dr. John posted for Ivory Soap.   #factoid   
                                   
I'm going to give you until the count of three. #Momism.                                   
The hyoid bone in your throat is the only bone in your body not attached to any other #factoid



Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible. ~ John Wooden #quote    
                                  
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk #bumperstickers
                                     
The average bank teller loses about $250 every year. #factoid   
                                  
Going to a party? Will the parents be home? #Momism  

The good thing about small cars is that you can fit twice as many into a traffic jam #bumperstickers  
A sore spot #englishlanguageidiom
                                    
People before profits #bumperstickers                                       
Polar bears with transparent, fluffy fur actually have black skin #factoid       
                              
Happiness is inward, and not outward; and so, it does not depend on what we have, but on what we are. ~ Henry Van Dyke #quote 
                            
Happiness depends upon ourselves. ~ Aristotle #quote

Ducks - a raft, paddling or bunch of ducks on water; a team, brace, bed, flight or flock of wild ducks in flight; a badling of ducks. #factoid #collectivenouns
                                   
He is able who thinks he is able #bumperstickers

Whoopi Goldberg was a mortuary cosmetologist and a bricklayer before becoming an actress. #factoid