Tuesday, 7 April 2015

Take a Kick at the Can

The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker. ~ Albert Einstein #quote

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast #bumperstickers  

Elvis Presley was obsessed with brushing his teeth. #factoid

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ~ Victor Borge #quote     
(Take a) Kick at the can ~ Make an attempt, or produce an initial document/design/idea/etc  #ENGidioms  
Everyone thinks they're going to write one book of poems or one novel. ~ Marilyn Hacker #poetryquotes
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. #justajoke  

Whale hunting is strictly prohibited throughout the entire state of Oklahoma. #factoid

A little soap & water never killed anybody. #Momism                                       
You'd forget your head if it wasn't attached to your shoulders! #Momism   
Out of clutter, find simplicity; from discord, find harmony; in the middle of difficulty, lies opportunity. ~ Albert Einstein #quote

It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides at the amusement park. #IwantToGoBackInTime

There is enough petrol in a full tank of a Jumbo Jet to drive the average car 4 times around the world #factoid       

There are more than 1,700 references to gems and precious stones in the King James translation of the Bible. #factoid
I do work for food #bumperstickers  

If you can read this bumper sticker you are driving too close #bumperstickers   
Caterpillars ~ An Army of caterpillars. #factoid  #collectivenouns
I said CLOSE the door, I did not say SLAM it. #Momism  

As right as rain #englishlanguageidiom

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age. #factoid

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be a friend. ~ Henry David Thoreau #quote                                    
We first make our habits, then our habits make us. ~  John Dryden #quote
The total volume of cerebrospinal fluid (CSF) is 125-150 ml. #factoid   
If  you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. #lifelaws

An average human drinks about 16,000 gallons of water in a lifetime. #factoid
Your ability to juggle many tasks will take you far. #fortunecookiesayings     
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. #justajoke

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. ~ Henrik Ibsen  #quote

Most cows give more milk when they listen to music. #factoid 

Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better. #IwantToGoBackInTime

Some have morals; some don't, and most simply ignore them #bumperstickers                                    
People with humility don't think less of themselves; they just think of themselves less. – Ken Blanchard and Norman Vincent Peale in The Power of Ethical Management #quote 

No man has a prosperity so high or firm, but that two or three words can dishearten it; and there is no calamity which right words will not begin to redress. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson #quote

The average person laughs about 15 times a day. #factoid      

Bullocks ~ A Drove of bullocks. #factoid  #collectivenouns

The most sensitive cluster of nerves is at the base of the spine. #factoid                                       
Polar Bears trying to blend in with the ice will sometimes cover up their black nose with their paws. #factoid 
Ever Stop To Think And Forget To Start Again #bumperstickers                                       
Cat's urine glows under a black light. #factoid
In gambling language, for a gambling house a "sure-thing" is a wager that a player has little chance of winning; "easy money" is their profit from an inexperienced bettor, an unlucky player is called a "stiff". #factoid

The word old English word 'juke' meaning dancing lends its name to the juke box #ENGlanguage

Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear #bumperstickers
If you understand something today, it must be obsolete #bumperstickers
Entropy Isn’t What It Used To Be #bumperstickers
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel #bumperstickers 
As nutty as a fruitcake #englishlanguageidiom 
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? #justajoke   
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. #sarcasticsayings