Saturday, 25 April 2015

They Are Out To Get You

It's against the law to slam your car door in Switzerland. #factoid                                       
Disappointed? Too bad #bumperstickers                                       
Some cultures kiss by biting off each other's eyelashes. #factoid                                       
Lincoln Logs were invented by Frank Lloyd Wright's son. #factoid                                       
Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first and the lesson afterward. ~  Author Unknown #quote                                   
To dream of the person you wish to be is to waste the person you are. ~ Author Unknown #quote

Nobody asked you. #Momism                                       
The only real valuable thing is intuition. ~ Albert Einstein #quote

We are having EVER so much fun #bumperstickers                                      
Armadillos can be housebroken. #factoid          
You can't start the day on an empty stomach. #Momism                                    
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. ~ Albert Einstein #quote

The two most famous actors who portrayed the “Marlboro Man” in the cigarette ads died of lung cancer.  ~ #factoid

Monday's Child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace, Wednesday's child is full of woe, Thursday's child has far to go, Friday's child is loving and giving, Saturday's child has to work for its living, But a child that's born on the Sabbath Day, Is fair and wise and good and gay. #ditty

The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography #bumperstickers

Thanks for being a contestant #bumperstickers                                       
It Is As Bad As You Think, And They Are Out To Get You #bumperstickers                                       

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride. #aDogsAdvice

Unless food is mixed with saliva you can't taste it #factoid                                       
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. #justajoke

On the fence #englishlanguageidiom                                    
I've been dieting for the past month, but all I lost was 31 days #bumperstickers                                       
If something goes without saying - LET IT #bumperstickers                                       

Each memorable verse of a true poet has two or three times the written content. ~ Alfred de Musset #poetryquotes

Some People Are Alive Only Because It’s Illegal To Kill Them #bumperstickers
I hate bumper stickers #bumperstickers       
I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted--but his or her entertainment value. ~  Geoffrey Household #quotes #cats

Smiling often can make you look and feel younger. #fortunecookiesayings   

Your life will be happy and peaceful. #fortunecookiesayings  
Friendship makes prosperity more shining and lessens adversity by dividing and sharing it. ~ Cicero, 44 B.C. #quote 

Work when you should #MeerkatMotto   
You can't find it? Well, if you'd put things where they belonged, you wouldn't have this problem. #Momism                                       
The average human brain contains around 78% water #factoids 

Who died and made YOU Darth Vader #bumperstickers

Never test the depth of the water with both feet. #sarcasticsayings       
Life's a garden, dig it #bumperstickers     
Diet Coke was only invented in 1982. #factoid 

Play when you can #MeerkatMotto   
Time spent with cats is never wasted. ~  Unknown #quotes #cats
Imagination is more important than knowledge. ~ Albert Einstein #quote