Sunday, 31 May 2015

Reflecting the Solemn and Unfathomable Stars






The strongest oak of the forest is not the one that is protected from the storm and hidden from the sun. It's the one that stands in the open where it is compelled to struggle for its existence against the wind and rains and the scorching sun. ~ Napoleon Hill #quote

Against The Clock: Rushed and short on time. #ENGidiom

A calmness settled on his spirit #literaryExpression





What does "Have your cake and eat it too" mean to you? #JournalWritingIdeas

There is a connection between self-nurturing and self-respect. ~ Julia Cameron #quote

The hills were clad in rose and amethyst #literaryExpression

Scorning such paltry devices #literaryExpression

When you are happy, dance around and wag your entire body. #aDogsAdvice



The strident discord seemed to mock his mood #literaryExpression

Egregious: conspicuous, flagrant #ExquisiteAdjectives

Reflecting the solemn and unfathomable stars #literaryExpression

Why is it important to be genuine? #JournalWritingIdeas




Great Minds Think Alike: Intelligent people think like each other. #ENGidiom

She lingered a few leisurely seconds #literaryExpression

Courage is grace under pressure. ~ Ernest Hemingway #quote

Molded by the austere hand of adversity #literaryExpression




Conquering any difficulty always gives on a secret joy, for it means pushing back a boundary line and adding to one’s liberty. ~ Henri Frederic Amiel #quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. ~ Albert Einstein #quote

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe #bumperstickers

I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway #bumperstickers



What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? #ThingsYouWishYouCouldSay

Longest leg hair; Wesley Pemberton had the world's longest leg hair at 5 inches (12.7 cm). #factoid

If you were a mouse in your house in the evening, what would you see your family doing? #JournalWritingIdeas

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets. ~ #OneLiner #BumperSticker

Men are what their mothers made them. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson #quote
Apprehensive solicitude about the future #literaryExpression

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. ~ Dave Barry #quote

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. ~ Lao-Tzu #quote

LABOUR, n. One of the processes by which A acquires property for B. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote


It's impossible to kill yourself by holding your breath. #factoid

A soundless breeze that was little more than a whisper #literaryExpression

An assurance of good-nature that forestalled hostility #literaryExpression

There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole. ~ Bill Wulf #quote

She went out on a limb, had it break off behind her, and discovered she could fly. #quote
The onrush and vividness of life #literaryExpression

You could grow potatoes in those ears! #Momism

Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive. ~ Dalai Lama #quote

ABASEMENT, n. A decent and customary mental attitude in the presence of wealth or power. Peculiarly appropriate in an employee when addressing an employer. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote 

I'm an optimist, but I don't think it helps #bumperstickers


Thursday, 21 May 2015

Tuesday, 19 May 2015

Two Wrongs are Only the Beginning

All pictures taken in the Andes about an hour out of Cuenca

Judge me all you want. Just keep the verdict to yourself #bumperstickers     
                                 
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese #bumperstickers                                      
You Are Depriving Some Village Of Its Idiot #bumperstickers   
                                  
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. – Anonymous #quote   
                                   
When I was your age, I had to walk ten miles through the snow, uphill, by myself, to go to school. #Momism            
                          
There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust & those who eat it #bumperstickers                                      
The same hammer that breaks the glass forges the steel. ~  Russian #Proverb #quote 
 
Two wrongs are only the beginning. #justajoke  
                                  
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. ~ John Barrymore #famouslastwords                      
It's not that I don't trust you, it's that I don't trust everyone else. #Momism                        

The diameter of the sun is 1 390 000 km (865 000 miles). #factoid

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular #bumperstickers                                    
Don't forget, you are always on our minds. #fortunecookiesayings   
61,000 people are airborne over the US at any given time. #factoid

I'm going to skin you alive! #Momism
                                 
Poetry is the art of creating imaginary gardens with real toads. ~ Marianne Moore #poetryquotes      

There are two ways of exerting ones strength; one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. ~ Booker T. Washington #quote                              
Foster Hewitt was the first sports announcer to say "He Shoots, He Scores!" in 1933. #factoid                                         
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals. #fortunecookiesayings 

Halley's comet passes the Earth every 76 years (the next time it will return will be 2062) #factoid

Don't believe everything you think #bumperstickers
Phillip Drinker and Louis Agassiz Shaw built the first Iron Lung with two vacuum cleaners at Harvard University in 1927. Iron Lungs are known as Drinker Respirators. #factoid      
                             
Don't make me come in there! #Momism  
                                  
 
More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones. #factoid

Run, romp, and play daily. #aDogsAdvice

Between the two World War's, France was controlled by forty different governments. #factoid

Ivory bar soap floating was a mistake. They had been over-mixing the soap formula causing excess air bubbles that made it float. Customers wrote and told how much they loved that it floated, and it has floated ever since. #factoid                              


This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron #bumperstickers                                      
It takes the stomach an hour to break down cow milk. #factoid                                      
Under the weather  ~ Feel sick or poorly #ENGidioms                                       
Hounds ~ A Pack, Kennel, Mute or Cry of hounds. #factoid #collectivenouns                                   
Diamonds are not that rare, De Beers creates an artificial scarcity by stockpiling mined diamonds and selling them in small amounts #factoid    
                                
Bite the dust ~ Euphemism for dying or death  #ENGidioms
                                    
The total number of human olfactory receptor cells is about 40 million. #factoid                                      
God will pardon me, that's his line of work. ~ Heinrich Heine #famouslastwords                                      
During the eighteenth century, laws had to be brought in to curb the seemingly insatiable appetite for gin amongst the poor. Their annual intake was as much as five million gallons. #factoid

A closed mouth gathers no foot. #sarcasticsayings 
                                   
What do you think, money grows on trees? #Momism  
                                  
The longest street in the world is Yonge street in Toronto Canada measuring 1,896 km (1,178 miles) #factoids  
                                  
                                      
                                       

Friday, 15 May 2015

There are Few Things Princess Likes Better

There are few things Princess likes better
than a "free run" in a park or in the country


The Tomebamba River

Saturday, 9 May 2015

It Never Ceases to Disturb Bossy & Selfish

It Never Ceases to Disturb Bossy & Selfish when Princess does this...

... and Princess cares...
not a wit...


If the above media player isn't working, go directly to: Tough Shit  


Representing 
Not a Totally Wasted Sunday Afternoon


Thursday, 7 May 2015

The Face is Familiar




The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name #bumperstickers

Turn off that light. Do you think we own the electric company? #Momism

What part of NO don't you understand? #Momism

It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can do only a little. Do what you can. ~ Sydney Smith #quote



Nothing is illegal until you get caught #bumperstickers

Honk if you love peace and quiet. #justajoke

If you want the rainbow, you must to put up with the rain.  #fortunecookiesayings   

The average soccer ball is made up of 32 leather panels and held together by 642 stitches #factoids 

Real women don't have hot flashes they have power surges #bumperstickers 

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools #bumperstickers











Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses. #factoid

It is illegal to play tennis in the streets of Cambridge. #factoid





Nothing is worth more than this day. ~ Goethe #quote

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am #bumperstickers

You are driving too close I can see your bald spot #bumperstickers   

I didn't ask who put it there, I said Pick it up! #Momism

Ergaphobia' is the fear of work. #factoid


The average speed of a skydiver is 200kph (124mph) #factoids

Dolphins can hear underwater sounds from 24km (15miles) away #factoids   

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog #bumperstickers
Flattery will go far tonight. #fortunecookiesayings

Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. #tips

I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. #truefactsoflife         




Do not wait; the time will never be just right. Start where you stand, and work with whatever tools you may have at your command, and better tools will be found as you go along. ~ Napoleon Hill #quote

You will live a long, happy life. #fortunecookiesayings       

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things #bumperstickers

There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. ~ Tay Hohoff #quotes #cats

My other car sticker is funny #bumperstickers




Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy #bumperstickers

All pilots on international flights identify themselves in English regardless of their country of origin #ENGlanguage

The first letters of the months July through to November spell JASON #factoid

Have you seen Elvis? 1-800-GET-A-LIFE #bumperstickers

One in every 2000 babies is born with a tooth. #factoid  

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. ~  Unknown #quotes #cats   

If at first you don’t succeed, sky diving is not for you. #sarcasticsayings

It's bad luck to be superstitious #bumperstickers

Beware of people who dislike cats. ~ Irish Proverb #quotes #cats

Admiral Lord Nelson was less than 1.6 metres tall. #factoid

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who will make history.  Give me a man with no goals and I'll give you a stock clerk. ~ J.C. Penney #quote