Friday, 30 October 2015

A Witty Saying Proves Nothing

Looking-Glass, n. A vitreous plane upon which to display a fleeting show for man's disillusion given. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning. ~ Sir Winston Churchill #quote
I'll sleep when I'm dead. ~ Warren Zevon #quote

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. ~ Groucho Marx #sarcastic #quote

Blowflies taste with 3,000 sensory hairs on their feet. #factoid

Antic: clownish, frolicsome   #ExquisiteAdjectives

People who do the world's real work don't usually wear neckties. #oneliners

Action may not always be happiness, but there is no happiness without action. #oneliners

Tenacious: persistent, cohesive, #ExquisiteAdjectives

Dissemble, v.i. To put a clean shirt upon the character. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. ~ William Faulkner #sarcastic #quote

Be at peace with yourself first and then you will be able to bring peace to others. ~ Thomas A. Kempis #quote

Up a blind alley: Going down a course of action that leads to a bad outcome. #ENGidiom

Never withhold herpes from loved one #FunnyNewspaperHeadlines

I don't have a license to kill, I have a learner's permit #bumperstickers

LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say". #observationalHumour

Bacchus, n. A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.  ~ Kurt Vonnegut #quote

Dormitory = Dirty Room #anagram

It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. from Macbeth. ~ #ShakespeareInsults

Atheism is a non-prophet organization #bumperstickers

Philanthropist, n. A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

It may be that those who do most, dream most. ~ Stephen Butler Leacock #quote 

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt #quotes

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. ~ Carl Jung #quote

Poetry is thoughts that breathe, and words that burn. ~ Thomas Gray #poetryquotes

OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

FAMOUS, adj. Conspicuously miserable. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Chemistry Professors Never Die, They Just Smell That Way #bumperstickers

Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung #FunnyNewspaperHeadlines

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt #quote

Where ignorance is our master, there is no possibility of real peace. ~ Dalai Lama #quote

Garrulous: wordy, talkative #ExquisiteAdjectives

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it! #justajoke

Forgiveness is the best remedy for any injury. #oneliners

Don't get good at doing something if you don't like doing it. #oneliners

Effulgent: brilliantly radiant #ExquisiteAdjectives

Only the winners decide what were war crimes. ~ Gary Willis #quote

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. ~ Paul Boese #quote

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. #oneliners

IMMODEST, adj. Having a strong sense of one's own merit, coupled with a feeble conception of worth in others. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I’ve ended up where I needed to be. ~ Douglas Adams #quote

The closer you get to the end the faster it goes. #oneliners

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. ~ Gloria Leonard #quote

A sense of humour is a major defence against minor troubles. ~ Mignon McLaughlin #quotes

Stupidity is NOT a handicap! PARK ELSEWHERE! #GiveMeASign

RESOLUTE, adj. Obstinate in a course that we approve. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. ~ #ifmenwrotetherules

Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish. #oneliners

We must Do. ~ Goethe #quote

A witty saying proves nothing. ~ Voltaire #quote

Our suffering was not caused by our parents or grandparents. It was merely passed down. We are social animals. We grow through modelling. We teach what we have learned. We act as we have been acted upon. A person who is not loving has not experienced love. It is not his fault. Realizing this gives rise to forgiveness. And in Chan we vow that suffering will stop with us. We will not pass it down. ~ Guo Jun #quote