Thursday, 26 May 2016

Water Under the Bridge

Go On, I will See You At The Next Light #bumperstickers

No man ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things. #oneliners

Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. ~ Mark Twain #quote
Optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. #oneliners

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half #FunnyNewspaperHeadlines

We have all heard that there are two sides to every story, but after listening to many husband and wife arguments I have come to realize there are three sides to every story, her side, his side, and the truth. #oneliners

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. ~ Albert Einstein #quote

Rules + Regulations - Relationships = Resentment + Rebellion. #oneliners

Mad:  angry, frustrated, furious, incensed, enraged #alternativesToOverusedWords

A modest little person, with much to be modest about. ~ Winston Churchill #sarcastic #quote

I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it. ~ Maya Angelou #quote

[I]t was with a good end in mind – that of acquiring the knowledge of good and evil – that Eve allowed herself to be carried away and eat the forbidden fruit. But Adam was not moved by this desire for knowledge, but simply by greed: he ate it because he heard Eve say it tasted good. ~ Moderata #quote

Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master. #oneliners

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. ~ Fred Allen (1894-1956) #quote

During a 24-hour period, the average human will breathe 23,040 times. #factoid
Rhadamanthine: harshly strict #ExquisiteAdjectives

A Fool And His Money Are Easily Parted:  It's easy for a foolish person to lose his/her money. #ENGidiom

Human relations is the science of dealing with people in such a way that our egos and their egos remain intact. ~  Les Giblin #quote

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. #JustaJoke

There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately. ~ Dave Barry #quote

Behaviour is a mirror in which everyone shows his image. ~ Goethe #quote

Water Under The Bridge: Anything from the past that isn't significant or important anymore. #ENGidiom

The world's oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old. #factoid

Skier; one who pays an arm and a leg for the opportunity to break them. #oneliners

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. #sliceoflife

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence. ~ Charles Bukowski #quote

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. ~ #OneLiner

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. #oneliners

If we'd confess our sins to one another we'd all laugh at the lack of originality. #oneliners

Like: such as, similar to, similarly #alternativesToOverusedWords
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. ~ W. C. Fields #quotes

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. ~ #ifmenwrotetherules

From Rags To Riches: To go from being very poor to being very wealthy. #ENGidiom
My biggest problem is that I believe almost everything I tell myself. #oneliners

Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing #FunnyNewspaperHeadlines

Cooperate with the Family #MeerkatMotto

It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together. #ifmenwrotetherules

Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving. #sarcasticsayings

PLEBEIAN, n. An ancient Roman who in the blood of his country stained nothing but his hands. Distinguished from the Patrician, who was a saturated solution. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Car airbags kill 1 person for every 22 lives that they save. #factoid

RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Hold fast to dreams for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. ~ Langston Hughes #quote