Wednesday, 29 June 2016

Just Machines...

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Sunday, 26 June 2016

Where Do They All Come From?

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.  ~ Thomas Jefferson #quote

All violence consists in some people forcing others, under threat of suffering or death, to do what they do not want to do. ~ Leo Tolstoy

All war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking animal. ~ John Steinbeck #quote

All war is based on deception. ~ Sun Tzu #quote

All we are saying is give peace a chance
All we are saying is give peace a chance
~ John Lennon #lyrics

All we have is to decide what to do with the time that is given to us.  ~ J.R.R. Tolkien #quote

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. ~ Charles M. Schultz #quote

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. ~ Elias Canetti #quote

All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie. ~ Bob Dylan #quote

All the water that will ever be is, right now. ~  National Geographic, October 1993 #quote

All things are subject to interpretation. Whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power & not truth ~ Nietzsche #quote

All things must pass, all things must pass away
All things must pass none of life's strings can last
~ Beatles #lyrics

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. ~ Bob Dylan #quote

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them. ~ Galileo Galilei #quote

All the gossip and craziness becomes a kind of sustained narrative which, in turn, can become history. It's scary. ~ Barbara Kruger #quote

All the leaves are brown
and the sky is grey
I've been for a walk
on a winter's day
~ Beach Boys #lyrics

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?
~ Lennon/McCartney #lyrics 

All the darkness in the world could not put out the light of one small candle. ~ Found on a Jewish Holocaust victims headstone #quote

All worldly shapes shall melt in gloom
The sun himself must die
Before this mortal shall assume
Its immortality.
~ T. Campbell #quote

Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath that knows where you live ~ Martin Golding #quote

Always recognize that human individuals are ends, and do not use them as means to your end. ~ Immanuel Kant #quote

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. ~ Steven Brust #quote

Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened. ~ Arnold Bennett #quote

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. ~ Mark Twain #quote

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. ~ Bill Cosby #quote

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. ~ Oscar Wilde #quote

Always go hard and fast enough so that when you hit the ditch you can pull out the other side. ~ Johnny Paycheck #quote

Always gotta keep busy or the voices start telling me to do wild things. ~ Steve Brown #quote

Always have the situation under control, even if losing. Never betray an inward sense of defeat. ~ Arthur Ashe #quote

Always keep your composure. You can't score from the penalty box; and to win, you have to score. ~ Horace #quote

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. ~ Lord Byron #quote

Always be a poet, even in prose. ~ Charles Baudelaire #poetryquotes

Always be on the lookout for the presence of wonder. ~ E.B. White #quote

Saturday, 25 June 2016

And Other People, They Have to Work

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust. #wordorigins

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. #ModernObservations

Please excuse me from work yesterday due to a vision problem. I just couldn't see myself coming to work. ~ #quote on the web

Just know that it’s fear that keeps most people working at a job. The fear of not paying their bills. The fear of being fired. The fear of not having enough money. the fear of starting over.
That’s the price of studying to learn a profession or trade, and then working for money. Most people become a slave to money… and then get angry at their boss. ~ Robert T. Kiyosaki #quote

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching. ~ Satchel Paige #quote

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. ~ Jerry Seinfeld in TV Guide #quote

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. ~ Unknown #quote

Whoever does not love his work cannot hope that it will please others. ~ Unknown #quote

Whenever you feel ‘short’ or in ‘need’ of something, give what you want first and it will come back in buckets. That is true for money, a smile, love, friendship. I know it is often the last thing a person may want to do, but it has always worked for me. I just trust that the principle of reciprocity is true, and I give what I want. ~ Robert T. Kiyosaki #quote

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. ~ Ben Stein on CNN #quote

I can hire half the working class to kill the other half. ~ Jay Gould #quote
That’s the price of studying to learn a profession or trade, and then working for money. Most people become a slave to money… and then get angry at their boss. ~ Robert T. Kiyosaki #quote

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. ~ Thomas Jefferson #quote 

I’ve come to believe that each of us has a personal calling that’s as unique as a fingerprint - and that the best way to succeed is to discover what you love and then find a way to offer it to others in the form of service, working hard, and also allowing the energy of the universe to lead you. ~   Oprah Winfrey #quote

The taxpayer: that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. ~ Ronald Reagan #quote 

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. ~ Unknown #quote

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes - and six months later you have to start all over again. ~ Joan Rivers #quote

A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work if it isn't open.~ Frank Zappa #quote

We waste our lives working at jobs we hate to buy shit we don't need! ~ Tyler Durden, "Fight Club" #linesfrommovies

A man can believe a considerable deal of rubbish, and yet go about his daily work in a rational and cheerful manner. ~ Norman Douglas #quote

Let there be work, bread, water and salt for all. ~ Nelson Mandela #quote

Miracles sometimes occur, but one has to work terribly hard for them. ~ Chaim Weizmann #quote

New knowledge is the most valuable commodity on earth. The more truth we have to work with, the richer we become. ~ Kurt Vonnegut #quote

No degree of dullness can safeguard a work against the determination of critics to find it fascinating. ~ Harold Rosenberg #quote

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. ~ Bertrand Russell #quote

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. ~ Ann Landers #quote

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. ~ Henry J. Kaiser #quote

Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and goes to work. ~ Carl Sandburg #quote

Some people, they like to go out dancing
And other people, they have to work.
~ Lou Reed #lyrics
Some slaves are scoured to their work by whips, others by their restlessness and ambition. ~ John Ruskin #quote

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. ~ Emile Zola #quote

The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work. ~ Vince Lombardi #quote

They say hard work never hurt anybody, but I figure why take the chance. ~ Ronald Reagan #quote 

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough. ~ Joe E. Lewis #quote

Work is more fun than fun ~ Noel Coward #quote

The greatest weariness comes from work not done. ~ Eric Hoffer #quote

Wednesday, 22 June 2016

Stormy Weather I

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Monday, 20 June 2016

The Sun is High

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