Tuesday, 13 September 2016

Friends Applaud, The Comedy is Finished

A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most. ~ George Bernard Shaw #quote

Friends applaud, the comedy is finished. ~ Ludwig van Beethoven #famouslastwords

One unable to dance blames the unevenness of the floor. ~ Malaysian #Proverb

You have too many shoes.  #ifmenwrotetherules

You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him. ~ Leo Aikman #quote

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ~ Cindy Clabough #quote

We only grow when we step outside our comfort zone. #oneliners

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? ~ H. M. Warner founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 #quote

People say walking on water is a miracle, but to me walking peacefully on earth is the real miracle. ~ Thich Nhat Hanh #quote

If A is a success in life - then A equals X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z is keeping your mouth shut. ~ Albert Einstein #quote

People and their managers are working so hard to be sure things are done right, that they hardly have time to decide if they are doing the right things. ~ Stephen R. Covey #quote

Charley Horse: Stiffness in the leg / A leg cramp. #ENGidiom

Respect the Elders #MeerkatMotto

Life is one grand, sweet song so start the music. ~ Ronald Reagan #quote

CORPORATION, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Every man dies; not every man really lives. ~ Braveheart #quote

The block of granite that was an obstacle in the pathway of the weak became a stepping stone in the pathway of the strong. #oneliners

Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see. ~ George William Russell #quotes

Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. ~ #ifmenwrotetherules

Politics have no relation to morals. ~ Niccolo Machiavelli #quote

You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that! ~ Dave Barry #quote

One reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone. #oneliners

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. #justajoke

The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit. #dogpetpeeves

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. ~ Bryan White #quote

It’s been one of those days all week #bumperstickers

Immured in a trivial round of duty [immured = confine within] #literaryExpression

Teach the Young #MeerkatMotto

Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Louis Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo DaVinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein. #thoughtfortheday

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. #factoid

We are, each of us, angels with only one wing, and we can only fly embracing each other. ~ Luciano DeCrescenzo #quote

I am not speeding I am qualifying #bumperstickers
All the things of the wild have their proper uses. Only misuse makes them evil. ~ Ellis Peters, One Corpse Too Many #quote

He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him. #oneliners 

A poll of 3,000 Americans found that for 41 percent, the thing they're most afraid of is speaking before a group of people. 32 percent stated they were afraid of heights. #factoid

BACK, n. That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity.  ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation. Your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. ~ Dale Carnegie #quote

It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness. #oneliners

All human beings are also dream beings. Dreaming ties all mankind together. ~ Jack Kerouac #quote

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. ~ George Bernard Shaw #quote

RICH, adj. Holding in trust and subject to an accounting the property of the indolent, the incompetent, the unthrifty, the envious and the luckless. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Everything has been figured out, except how to live. ~ Jean-Paul Sartre #quote

Caffeine boosts memory. #factoid

All thumbs ~ Clumsy, awkward  #ENGidioms

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. ~ Albert Einstein #quote

Adamant: unyielding; a very hard substance    #ExquisiteAdjectives

The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure. ~ Sven Goran Eriksson #quote

It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first. ~ Ronald Reagan #quote

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. ~ Mark Twain  #quote