Tuesday, 20 September 2016

I'm With You Kid

You have a right to all of your feelings. #personalbillofrights #quote

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. #oneliners

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: "I'm with you kid. Let's go." ~ Maya Angelou #quote

Live your own life, for you will die your own death. ~ Latin #Proverb

If you can not answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names. ~ Elbert Hubbard #humanNature

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. ~ #BumperSticker

How glorious a greeting the sun gives the mountains! ~ John Muir #quotes

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. ~ G. B. Burgin #quote

PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. ~ John W. Gardner #quotes

A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have. ~ Abraham Lincoln #quote
It is well that war is so terrible – otherwise we would grow too fond of it. ~ Robert E. Lee #quote

Octopus have three hearts. #factoid

ADMINISTRATION, n.  An ingenious abstraction in politics, designed to receive the kicks and cuffs due to the premier or president. A man of straw, proof against bad-egging and dead-catting. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote 

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer (… so did the first Marlboro Man) #factoid

CONDOLE, v.i. To show that bereavement is a smaller evil than sympathy. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

A Penny Saved Is A Penny Earned:  By not spending money, you are saving money (little by little) #ENGidiom
What now is proved was once only imagined. ~ William Blake #quote

In Your Face: An aggressive and bold confrontation. #ENGidiom

Baleful: deadly, foreboding  #ExquisiteAdjectives

RECONCILIATION, n. A suspension of hostilities. An armed truce for the purpose of digging up the dead. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. There is much chaos in this world because things are being loved and people are being used. #JustAthought

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger. ~ Buddha #quote
The Whole Nine Yards: Everything. All of it. #ENGidiom

EGOTIST, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Count your rainbows, not your thunderstorms. #oneliners

PASSPORT, n. A document treacherously inflicted upon a citizen going abroad, exposing him as an alien and pointing him out for special reprobation and outrage. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world. ~ Harriet Tubman #quote

She looked at her shelves, filled with books in which the bad stuff that happened to people was caused by things like witches who lured people into the woods. In a weird way, the world seemed to make more sense that way. ~ Anne Ursu, Breadcrumbs #quote

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. ~ Michael Pritchard #quote

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. ~ Caron de Beaumarchais #sarcastic #quote

'Til the cows come home: A long time. #ENGidiom

Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless. ~ Jamie Paolinetti #quote

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it’s on your plate. ~ Thornton Wilder #quote

The blue whale can produce the loudest sound of any animal. At 188 decibels, the noise can be detected over 800 kilometres away #factoid

Pick up your ears: To listen very carefully. #ENGidiom

A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death. #factoid

Dream and give yourself permission to envision a You that you choose to be. ~ Joy Page #quote

Teenager with nose rings, baggy clothing and spiked hair to a friend: "I don't really like dressing this way, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere they go." #JustaJoke

HOPE, n. Desire and expectation rolled into one. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

A flea can jump 350 times its body length #factoids

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You have got to set your self on fire for it. ~ Anon #quote

Make no judgments where you have no compassion. ~ Anne McCaffrey #quote

Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself. ~ Jean Anouilh #quote

I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have. ~  Leonardo da Vinci, artist. #famouslastwords

PHOENIX, n. The classical prototype of the modern small hot bird. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Her mind was beaten to the ground by the catastrophe #literaryExpression

One must learn how to lose before learning how to play. ~ Mexican #Proverb

Eskimos use a refrigerator to keep food from freezing. #factoid

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? ~  Will Rogers #quote

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. #oneliners

It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbour’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it. #sarcasticsayings

With money I can buy things; with thinking I can understand things. #oneliners

Women like silent men.  They think they're listening. ~ Marcel Archard #quote

Tongue-in-cheek: Humour, not to be taken serious. #ENGidiom

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. #oneliners

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. ~ Hanlon's Razor #humanNature

The first Fords had engines made by Dodge. #factoid

Stephen Stills, John Sebastian and Paul Williams all failed auditions to become members of the MONKEES. #factoid

Sin wouldn't be so attractive, if the wages were paid immediately. #oneliners

Don't ever let someone tell you, you can't do something. Not even me. You got a dream, you got to protect it. ~ Steven Conrad #quote

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. ~ #BumperSticker

The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead. ~ Albert Einstein #quote