Friday, 14 October 2016

Everyone Dies but not Everyone Lives

The path to our destination is not always a straight one. We go down the wrong road, we get lost, we turn back. Maybe it doesn't matter which road we embark on. Maybe what matters is that we embark. ~ Barbara Hall #quote

Tut! tut! cried Sherlock Holmes. "You must act, man, or you are lost. Nothing but energy can save you. This is no time for despair." ~ Sir Arthur Conan Doyle #quote

Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem. ~ Henry Kissinger #quote

Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it. ~ Unknown #quote

Don't be depressed about growing older.  It will make you feel even older.  Which is depressing. #HowToBePerfect by Ron Padgett

Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives. ~ A. Sachs #quote

Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way you cope with it is what makes the difference. ~ Virginia Satir #quote

You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted. ~ Ruth E. Renkel #quote

Worry is a misuse of imagination. ~ Dan Zadra #quote

I was never aware of any other option but to question everything. ~ Noam Chomsky #quote

There are two things in particular that it [the computer industry] failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet(...); the other was the fact that the century would end. ~ Douglas Adams #quote

He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch. ~ Unknown #quote

Fear is a manipulative emotion that can trick us into living a boring life. ~ Donald Miller #quote

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. ~ Unknown #quote

The greatest weariness comes from work not done. ~ Eric Hoffer #quote

The taxpayer: that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. ~ Ronald Reagan #quote

Paint what you like and die happy ~ Henry Miller #quote

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it. #JustaJoke

Good literature is about Love and War.  Trash fiction is about Sex and Violence. ~ Author Unknown #quote

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. #ModernObservations

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. #cleverquotes

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. ~ C.G. Jung #quote

What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult to each other? ~ George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans)  #quote

The essence of intelligence is skill in extracting meaning from everyday experience. ~ Unknown #quote

I had rather take my chance that some traitors will escape detection than spread abroad a spirit of general suspicion and distrust, which accepts rumour and gossip in place of undismayed and unintimidated inquiry. ~ Learned Hand, appellate judge  #quote

Between the wish and the thing life lies waiting. ~ Unknown #quote 

That's the key to comedy: allowing yourself to look stupid. ~ Megan Mullally in Ladies' Home Journal #quote

Life should be touched, not strangled. You’ve got to relax, let it happen at times, and at others move forward with it. ~ Ray Bradbury #quote

A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if one's life is cold and bare he can blame none but himself. ~ Louis L'Amour #quote
What's another word for Thesaurus? ~ Steven Wright #quote

If I wished to punish my enemy, I should make him hate somebody. ~  Hannah More #quote

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. ~ Will Smith in Parade #quote

To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem. ~ Douglas Adams #quote

DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors. ~ #PearlsOfWisdom

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. ~ Douglas Adams #quote