Tuesday, 31 January 2017

As Long as there is Some Light in the World

A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.  ~  Mark Twain Notebook, 1895 #quotes #cats

Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow. #justajoke

Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. ~ William Jennings Bryan #quote

You're not the boss of me #bumperstickers

Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the ideals and objectives of normal adulthood. ~ Walt Disney #quote

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what its all about #bumperstickers

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. ~ Sir Winston Churchill #quote

Examine what is said, not who speaks. ~ Arabian #Proverb

He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep - wake him. #oneliners

The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything: the young know everything. ~ Oscar Wilde #quote

PHILOSOPHY, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised, to carry money without spending it and to bear an injustice without wanting to get even. ~ Ann Flanders #quote

People who live in glass houses must reeeeeallly trust their neighbours. ~ Gregoire #humanNature

...light overcomes darkness. A tiny match can illuminate the darkest room. As long as there is some light somewhere in the universe, [darkness] can be defeated. ~ Dave Barry #quote

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant #quote

We can only create what we can imagine. ~ Robert B. Mackay #quote

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. #ThingsYouWishYouCouldSay

If a bird is flying for pleasure, it flies with the wind, but if it meets danger it turns and faces the wind in order that it may rise higher. ~ Corrie Ten Boom #quote

The biggest liar you'll ever have to deal with probably watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning. #oneliners

You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once. ~ Polish #Proverb

Victor Borge told a friend that he could tell time by his piano. His friend was incredulous, so Borge volunteered to demonstrate. He pounded out a crashing march. Immediately there came a banging on the wall and a shrill voice screamed, "Stop that noise. Don't you know it's 1:30 in the morning?" #JustaJoke

ALDERMAN, n.  An ingenious criminal who covers his secret thieving with a pretence of open marauding. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. ~ Robert Frost #quotes

Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. ~ Bill Gates #quote

Life just gives you time and space… it's up to you to fill it. #oneliners

Save time… see it my way. #oneliners

Devil's Advocate: Someone who takes a position for the sake of argument without believing in that particular side of the argument. It can also mean one who presents a counter argument for a position they do believe in, to another debater. #ENGidiom

The Crow God as depicted in all of the reliable Crow bibles looks exactly like a Crow. ~ Sherman Alexie #quote

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. ~ John Kenneth Galbraith #quote

People want the front of the bus; back of the church and centre of attention. #oneliners

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. ~ John Barrymore #quote

If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. #oneliners