Wednesday, 8 February 2017

If I Want Your Opinion...

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. ~ Anonymous #quotes #cats

Wealth buys leisure, but not wisdom. #oneliners

Children are our most valuable resource. ~ Herbert Hoover #quote

No matter what happens today, you must remember that today will be tomorrow's past, and tomorrow will be today. ~ Patty Satjapot #quote

Failure is opportunity in disguise. #oneliners

A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. #oneliners

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. ~ Billy Wilder #quote

We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about. ~ Einstein #quote

Laws are like sausages… It's better not to see them being made. ~ Otto von Bismarck German chancellor #quote

Bad decisions make good stories. #truefactsoflife

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. ~ Margaret Thatcher #quote

A light of unwonted pleasure in her eyes  [unwonted = unusual] #literaryExpression

Analyzing humour is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. ~ E. B. White #quotes

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way #bumperstickers

PREROGATIVE, n. A sovereign's right to do wrong. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. ~ Pearl Bailey #quotes

Just go out there and do what you’ve got to do. ~ Martina Navratilova #quote

Happiness comes of the capacity to feel deeply, to enjoy simply, to think freely, to risk life, to be needed. ~ Storm Jameson #quote

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. ~ Shakespeare #quote

But I've seen the boss's job, and I don't want it. ~ Bill Cosby #quote

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. ~ Elbert Hubbard #quotes

Don't be so humble, you're not that great. ~ Golda Meir #quote

A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer. #oneliners

Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens. #oneliners

My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there. ~ Charles F. Keetering #quote

The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger. ~ Goering at the Nuremberg Trials #quote

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. #paraprosdokian #ENGgrammar

One cat just leads to another. ~  Ernest Hemingway #quotes #cats

It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation. ~ Herman Melville #quote

If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization. #oneliners

When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you #bumperstickers

Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push. ~ Joann Thomas #quote

We are not put on earth for ourselves, but are placed here for each other. If you are there always for others, then in time of need, someone will be there for you. ~ Jeff Warner #quote

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. #paraprosdokian #ENGgrammar

Their ephemeral but enchanting beauty had expired forever [ephemeral = markedly short-lived] #literaryExpression

ENTERTAINMENT, n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. #oneliners

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. ~ Salvador Dali #quotes

Be what you are. This is the first step toward becoming better than you are. ~ Julius Charles Hare #quotes