Tuesday, 7 March 2017

Don't Piss Me Off

Caution: I brake for no apparent reason #bumperstickers

One in three dog owners say they have talked to their pets on the phone. #factoid

One of the greatest weaknesses in most of us is our lack of faith in ourselves. ~ L. Tom Perry #quote

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without ever having asked a clear question. ~ Albert Camus #quote

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. ~ Christopher Morley #quotes

IMPARTIAL, adj. Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of two conflicting opinions. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Don’t Piss Me Off. I’m Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies #bumperstickers

A poem begins as a lump in the throat, a sense of wrong, a homesickness, a lovesickness. ~ Robert Frost #poetryquotes

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. ~  Hippolyte Taine #quotes #cats

The frog has an eardrum (tympanic membrane) on the outside of the body behind the eye. #factoid

FICKLENESS, n. The iterated satiety of an enterprising affection. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Sir Isaac Newton, who invented Calculus, had trouble with names to the point where he would forget his brothers' names. #factoid

The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again. #observationalHumour

Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?  ~ Dave Barry #quote

One of the paradoxes of life is that the things that initially make you successful are rarely the things that keep you successful. ~ John C. Maxwell #quote

If we lose love and self respect for each other, this is how we finally die. ~ Maya Angelou #quote

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. ~ Winston Churchill #quote

Without a dream you'll not get anywhere. ~ Kofi Annan #quote

For people who like peace and quiet: a phone less cord. #oneliners

After  your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to  itch and you'll have to pee. #lifelaws

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. ~ Sir Stephen Henry Roberts #quote

Love is not paid back only passed on. ~ Nancy Pettit #quote

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. ~ Robert Frost #quote

Know that joy is rarer, more difficult, and more beautiful than sadness.  Once you make this all-important discovery, you must embrace joy as a moral obligation. ~ Andre Gide #quote

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. ~  English #Proverb #quotes #cats

Shopping is NOT a sport and no, we are never going to think of it that way. ~ #ifmenwrotetherules

The best bridge between hope and despair is often a good night's sleep. #oneliners

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. ~ Alan Kay #quote

Being cool, is not trying to be cool. #oneliners

There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love. ~ Bryant H. McGill #quotes

Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the ‘gotta have it’ scale. ~ Zig Ziglar #quote

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. #ThingsYouWishYouCouldSay