Friday, 31 March 2017

Very Often, that Individual is Crazy...

You are young only once, but you can be immature all your life. #oneliners

Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it? #bumperstickers

Your friend is the man who knows all about you and still likes you. ~ Elbert Hubbard #quote

I must tell you friendly in your ear, sell when you can, you are not for all markets. ~ From As You Like It. #ShakespeareInsults

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy. ~ Dave Barry #quote

See everything; overlook a great deal; correct a little. ~ Pope John XXIII #quote

I have nothing to declare except my genius. ~ Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) upon arriving at U.S. customs 1882 #quote

Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment. ~ Karen Crockett #quote

Don't have a cow  ~ Don't overreact #ENGidioms

DENTIST, n. A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

A poet is, before anything else, a person who is passionately in love with language. ~ W. H. Auden #poetryquotes

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. ~ General George S. Patton (1885-1945) #quote

Most great men and women are not perfectly rounded in their personalities, but are instead people whose one driving enthusiasm is so great it makes their faults seem insignificant. ~ Charles A. Cerami #quote

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. ~ Arnold H. Glasow #quotes

Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly alike. #oneliners

Foul spoken coward, that thund'rest with thy tongue, and with thy weapon nothing dares perform. ~ From Titus Andronicus. #ShakespeareInsults

Raise your voice and your dignity is lowered. ~ Melchor F. Cichon #quote

Don't let you mind wander… it is too little to be left alone. #oneliners

One of the most lasting pleasures you can experience is the feeling that comes over you when you genuinely forgive an enemy - whether he knows it or not. ~ O. A. Battista #quote

Poverty is a condition with but one advantage, it doesn't take much to improve your lot. #oneliners

If animals could speak the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.  ~  Mark Twain #quotes #cats

A poem is never finished, only abandoned. ~ Paul Valery  #quote

Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf. ~ American Indian #Proverb

Knowledge is proud she knows so much; wisdom is humble that she knows no more. ~ Cowper #quote

WALL STREET, n. A symbol for sin for every devil to rebuke. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over #FunnyNewspaperHeadlines

There’s nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. ~ Frank A. Clark #quote

OFFENSIVE, adj. Generating disagreeable emotions or sensations, as the advance of an army against its enemy. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. ~ #OneLiner

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. #oneliners

EDUCATION, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Men, as well as women, are much oftener led by their hearts than by their understandings. ~ Lord Chesterfield #quote

Dream but always with your eyes wide open. #oneliners

Not that it's devoid of interest now, but it is easier to introduce new complications than to resolve the old ones. ~ Cryptonomicon, by Neal Stephenson #humanNature

LUMINARY, n. One who throws light upon a subject; as an editor by not writing about it. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote