Friday, 11 March 2011

Heaven & Earth Quotes




God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. ~ Bill Watterson #quote

Heaven or Hell? I doesn't matter to me, I have friends in both places! ~ Flint Joasaint #quote

And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. ~ Kahlil Gibran #quote

Independence?  That's middle-class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth. ~ George Bernard Shaw #quote
 


Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth. ~ Muhammad Ali #quote

If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it: every arrow that flies feels the attraction of the Earth. ~ Longfellow #quote

I don't want to die!  I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross & wouldn't enjoy it! ~ Douglas Adams #quote

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ~ Kurt Vonnegut #quote
 




Men of genius are often dull & inert in society, as a blazing meteor when it descends to earth, is only a stone ~ Henry W. Longfellow #quote

The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heaven of Hell, and a Hell of Heaven. ~ Milton #quote

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio / Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. ~ William Shakespeare #quote

One knows less about one's own destiny than about anything else on earth. ~ Gabrielle Roy #quote
 






Heaven did not seem to be my home; and I broke my heart with weeping to come back to earth ~ Emily Brontë #quote

All I want is to stand in a field / and to smell green / to taste air / to feel the earth want me / Without all this concrete / hating me ~ P. Pulfrey #quote

Imagine there's no heaven / It's easy if you try / No hell below us / Above us only sky ~ John Lennon #lyrics
 





You would not easily guess / All the modes of distress / Which torture the tenants of earth ~ Percy Bysshe Shelley #quote

Grant me some wild expressions, Heavens, or I shall burst. ~ George Farquhar #quote

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. ~ Graf Fito #quote
 

Don't Panic. The Earth is just being demolished for a hyperspace bypass. ~ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy #quote

There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity. ~ General Douglas MacArthur #quote

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness.  ...it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness  ...it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us  ...we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way ~ A Tale of Two Cities, Charles Dickens #quote
 





the earth laughs in flowers ~ e.e. cummings #quote

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's. ~ Mark Twain #quote

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth...is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. ~ Dave Barry #quote






We could have saved [the Earth] but we were too damned cheap. ~ Kurt Vonnegut #quote

We do not inherit the earth from our fathers. We borrow it from our children. ~ David Bower #quote

Heaven is high, Earth Wide. Bitter between them flies my sorrow. ~ Li Po #quote
 




Business has to change the way it does business, or we will make no significant changes in the way we relate to the earth. ~ Dennis Weaver #quote

Everyone who has ever built anywhere a new heaven first found the power thereto in his own hell. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche #quote

Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. ~ Henry David Thoreau #quote
 





You're on Earth. There's no cure for that. ~ Samuel Beckett #quote

Once in a golden hour / I cast to earth a seed / And up there grew a flower / That others called a weed. ~ Alfred Lord Tennyson #quote #poetry

How inappropriate to call this planet Earth when it is quite clearly Ocean. ~ Arthur C. Clarke #quote
 




'But for what purpose was the earth formed?' asked Candide. 'To drive us mad,' replied Martin. ~ Voltaire (Candide) #quote

Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't. ~ Richard Bach #quote



We're terrible animals. I think that the Earth's immune system is trying to get rid of us... ~ Kurt Vonnegut #quote

If there be a hell upon earth, it is to be found in a melancholy man's heart.  ~ Robert Burton #quote

There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew. ~ Marshall McLuhan #quote