Monday, 11 April 2011

Cats & Birds

Bird to fish: "How's the water?" Fish to bird: "What water?" ~ Anonymous #quote

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. ~ Mark Twain #quote

I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven. ~ Emily Dickinson #quote

Never wear anything that panics the cat. ~ P. J. ORourke #quote

Be as a bird perched on a frail branch that she feels bending beneath her, still she sings away all the same, knowing she has wings. ~ Victor Hugo #quote

In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this. ~ Terry Pratchett #quote

You can't prevent birds of sadness from passing over your head, but you can prevent them making a nest in your hair ~ Chinese #Proverb

No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens. ~ Abraham Lincoln #quote

A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song. #Proverb from China

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. ~ Hippolyte Taine #quote

Birds scream at the top of their lungs...every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth but sadly we don't speak bird. ~ Kurt Cobain #quote

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. ~ Mary Bly #quote

i'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance ~ e.e. cummings #quote

There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. ~ Dan Greenberg #quote

Perfect as the wing of a bird may be, it will never enable the bird to fly if unsupported by the air. ~ Ivan Pavlov #quote

The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world. ~ Lynn Osband #quote