Sunday, 26 June 2011

Give Me a Sign

Just a little music to enjoy while reading quotes.

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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. ~ Bill Watterson #quote

You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs.~ Mitch Hedberg #quote

Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world. ~ J. K. Rowling #quote

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory. ~ Mark Twain #quote

A Walking Sign
Buy, buy, says the sign in the shop window; Why, why, says the junk in the yard. ~ Paul McCartney #quote

America, America / Man sheds his waste on thee / And hides the pines / With billboard signs / From sea to oily sea! ~ J.J. Cale #lyrics

If you suffer, thank God! It is a sure sign that you are alive. ~ Elbert Hubbard #quote

When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him ~ J. Swift #quote

If I had kept my mouth shut, I wouldn't be here. ~ Sign under a mounted fish #quote

At the front of an Ecuadorian Eyeglass Place
A flow of words is a sure sign of duplicity. ~ Honore de Balzac #quote

Gray hairs are signs of wisdom if you hold your tongue, speak and they are but hairs, as in the young. ~ Rabindranath Tagore #quote

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. ~ Woody Allen #quote

And the sign said: The words of the prophets are written / On the subway walls and tenement halls ~ Simon & Garfunkel #lyrics

To view other pictures of various signs click here.