Saturday, 5 October 2013

If It Weren't Happening To Me

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me #bumperstickers

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups #bumperstickers
You are what you think about all day long. ~ Dr. Robert Schuller #quote

Now is no time to think of what you do not have. Think of what you can do with what there is. ~ Ernest Hemingway #quote

Statistics is like a Bikini; what is revealed is suggestive, but what is concealed is vital. #oneliners

Effective action is always unjust. ~ Maya Angelou #quote

If you’ve put your shirt on backwards, you have your arms in the wrong armsayes, which are the armholes. #littleUsedENGwords

Faithless is he who quits when the road darkens. ~ J. R. R. Tolkien, Lord of the Rings #quote

Be as friendly to the janitor as you are to the chairman of the board. #oneliners

You’ll never be sad if you remember all the good things that have happened to you.  Karolina Grekov #quote

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. ~ Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860) #quote

TARIFF, n. A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours. ~ Richard Bach #quotes

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back. #oneliners

An octopus has 3 hearts. #factoid

It is not how busy you are, but why you are busy- the bee is praised, the mosquito is swatted. #oneliners

TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA is the unnatural fear of the number "13". #factoid

Much of the stress that people feel doesn't come from having too much to do. It comes from not finishing what they started. ~ David Allen #quote

You should not confuse your career with your life. #oneliners

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction. ~ Antoine de Saint Exupery (1900-1944), French aviator and author #quote

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked every hair from their bodies #factoid

I'll moider da bum. ~ Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare #quote

I like nonsense, it wakens up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope and that enables you to laugh at life's realities. ~ Dr. Seuss #quote

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms #FunnyNewspaperHeadlines

His tone assumed a certain asperity   [asperity = roughness; harshness] #literaryExpression

Reading... a vacation for the mind.... ~ Dave Barry #quote

He who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man. Follow him. ~ Arab #Proverb

PROSPECT, n. An outlook, usually forbidding. An expectation, usually forbidden.~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Disguised itself as chill critical impartiality #literaryExpression

Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart. #factoid

A violent and mendacious tongue [mendacious = false; untrue] #literaryExpression

Beer is 92% water. #factoid

I accept myself and create peace in my mind and heart.  I now choose to free myself from all destructive fears and doubts.  I am loved and I am safe. ~ Louise Hay #quote

Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. #oneliners

Leave your Mark #MeerkatMotto

To clean a thermos bottle-fill the bottle with water, drop in four Alka-Seltzer tablets, and let soak for an hour (or longer, if necessary). #tips