Sunday, 16 February 2014

O Fudge!

Since thou art not sure of a minute, throw not away an hour. ~ Benjamin Franklin #quote

I find it fascinating that most people plan their vacations with better care than they plan their lives. #oneliners

Be tender to the young, compassionate to the aged, tolerant with the weak. For in your life you will be all of these. #ThoughtForTheDay

Don’t Take Life Too Seriously; You Won’t Get Out Alive #bumperstickers

Level playing field: A fair competition where no side has an advantage. #ENGidiom

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. ~ H. H. Munro (Saki) #quote

I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. #truefactsoflife

Don't Follow me I am LOST #bumperstickers

Desperation = A rope ends it #anagram

Don't attempt to run from the past, it is always behind you. #oneliners

The path from good to evil goes through bogus. ~ Tara Ploughman #quote

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand; "lollipop" with your right. #factoid

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. ~ Ayn Rand #quote

Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve: To openly and freely express your emotions. #ENGidiom

If I try to be like him, who will be like me? Yiddish #Proverb

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~  Unknown #quotes #cats

Propitious: auspicious, advantageous, benevolent #ExquisiteAdjectives

EXISTENCE, n. "A transient, horrible, fantastic dream
Wherein is nothing yet all things do seem:
From which we're wakened by a friendly nudge
Of our bedfellow Death, and cry:  "O fudge!"
~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. #oneliners

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. ~ Sharon Stone  #quote

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. #oneliners

Work is for people who don't know how to fish #bumperstickers

Pretty much all the honest truth telling in the world is done by children. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes #quote

Each eye of the dragonfly contains 30,000 lenses. #factoid

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra. #oneliners

One Youngster was explaining to another what "mixed emotions" meant. "It's like watching the school burn down when your new catcher's mitt is in your desk," he said. #JustaJoke

Now comes the mystery. ~ Henry Ward Beecher #famouslastwords

Water balloons were the ultimate weapon. #IwantToGoBackInTime

Pig Out : To eat a lot and eat it quickly. #ENGidiom

Forget yourself when with others and others will not forget you. #oneliners

Sharks can live up to 100 years. #factoid
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. ~ Will Rogers #quote

Good and Evil are very hard to explain or understand. I'm sure that evil exists, but it is hard to isolate. Good and evil are intertwined and impossible to separate. They are not completely opposites and in fact are often one and the same. ~ Keith Haring, Keith Haring Journals #quote

We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated. ~ Maya Angelou #quote

Few men have the virtue to withstand the highest bidder. ~ George Washington #quote