Thursday, 4 September 2014

Lets Get Along with Me

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? #bumperstickers

On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers #bumperstickers

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand. #factoid

Musicians Duet Better #bumperstickers

One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it. #factoid

Lord, please save me from your followers #bumperstickers

All swans in England are the property of the queen or king #factoid

The word 'almost' is the longest in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order #ENGlanguage

An average North American will spend an average of 6 months during his lifetime waiting at red lights. #factoid

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order:  “abstemious” and “facetious". #factoid

Honk If Anything Falls Off #bumperstickers

Many sailors used to wear gold earrings so that they could afford a proper burial when they died. #factoid

Be nice to your kid. They'll choose your nursing home #bumperstickers

The Earth Is Full - Go Home #bumperstickers

Women's hearts beat faster than men's. #factoid

Church of England apologized to Charles Darwin 200 years after his birth #factoid

When a male skier falls down, he tends to fall on his face. A woman skier tends to fall on her back. #factoid

If At First You Don't Succeed. Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling #bumperstickers

Napoleon was terrified of cats. #factoid

Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer #bumperstickers

Life's way too short to stay on topic #bumperstickers

Grouse ~ A Pack or Covey of grouse. #factoid #collectivenouns

The largest recorded snowflake was 15 Inch wide and 8 Inch thick.  It fell in Montana in 1887. #factoid

In 1647 the English Parliament abolished Christmas. #factoid

Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation. #factoid

Born Free. Taxed to Death #bumperstickers

Sugar has no taste on a dry human tongue. #factoid

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. #factoid

The adult human brain is about 2% of the total body weight. #factoid

It was the custom in Ancient Rome for the men to place their right hand on their testicles when taking an oath.  The modern term 'testimony' is derived from this tradition. #factoid

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight #bumperstickers

Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton. #factoid

A fully loaded supertanker travelling at normal speed takes a least twenty minutes to stop. #factoid

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot #bumperstickers

The meek will Internet the world #bumperstickers

In theory, everything works #bumperstickers

Everything Is Somewhere #bumperstickers

The average human brain is 93 mm high. #factoid

People don't only dream in black and white, as was once believed. #factoid

Kick the bucket  ~ Euphemism for dying or death  #ENGidioms 

Despite The Cost Of Living, Have You Noticed How It Remains So Popular #bumperstickers

Be nice society already sucks #bumperstickers

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. #factoid

Clam up  ~ To become silent; to stop talking, to shut up  #ENGidioms

Lets get along with me #bumperstickers