Monday, 1 December 2014

You Don't Know Where It's Been

Starfish have no brains. #factoid

Ostriches have a 14 meter (46 foot) long small intestine #factoids

I don't do mornings #bumperstickers                                    

In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die. #factoid

Kissing is healthier than shaking hands #factoid   
Goodness is the only investment that never fails. ~ Henry David Thoreau #quote      

There are only three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't #bumperstickers     
Humans can catch chicken pox twice. #factoid  
Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road #bumperstickers     

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends #bumperstickers     
Statistics show that people with high, medium and low income groups spend about the same amount on Christmas gifts. #factoid

Watch your mouth! #Momism      
St. John was the only one of the 12 Apostles to die a natural death. #factoid

North America's earliest undisputed evidence of human activity, 20,000-year-old stone tools and animal bones have been found in caves on the Bluefish River in northern Yukon. #factoid

When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary. #ifmenwrotetherules      
If you know a (male) millionaire who happens to be married, The most likely profession of his wife is a teacher. #factoid                                      

In 1876, the first microphone was invented by Emile Berliner. #factoid  
Are you going out dressed like that? #Momism    
Nothing is more common than for men to think that, because they are familiar with words, they understand the ideas they stand for. – John Henry Newman #quote

Humans shed about 600,000 particles of skin every hour - about 5 pounds a year. By 70 years of age, an average person will have lost 105 pounds of skin. #factoid            

So it's raining? You're not sugar -- you won't melt. #Momism                                      

The military used toilet paper to camouflage their tanks in Saudi Arabia, during the Desert Storm War. #factoid     
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. #factoid                                      

Off your trolley or Off your rocker ~ Crazy, demented, out of one's mind, in a confused or befuddled state of mind, senile  #ENGidioms

The problems we face today cannot be solved on the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. – Albert Einstein #quote  
Due to the force of gravity, you will weigh more in New Orleans than in Denver. #factoid                                      
Boys Lie #bumperstickers       
Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Just Don’t Have Film #bumperstickers     
The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley. #factoid  
Spain literally means 'the land of rabbits. #factoid

A person that values it's privileges above its principles soon loses both. ~ Dwight Eisenhower #quote

Shut the door! I'm not heating (air conditioning) the entire neighborhood! #Momism       
When a coffee seed is planted, it takes five years to yield consumable fruit. #factoid     
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. #sarcasticsayings

Some kinds of sharks lay the biggest eggs in the world; most other kinds of sharks give live birth. #factoid  
I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns #bumperstickers

Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been. #Momism  
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. ~  Beverly Sills #quote

There's enough dirt in those ears to grow potatoes! #Momism  

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. #aDogsAdvice