Saturday, 17 January 2015

As if We had Another One in the Bank

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. ~ Mohandas Gandhi #quote

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.  Live the life you have imagined. ~ Henry David Thoreau #quote

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice. ~ Bill Cosby #quote

I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. #observationalHumour

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. ~ Goethe #quote

The path involves respect for all small and subtle things.  Learn to recognize the right moment to strike the necessary attitudes. ~ Manual of the Warrior of Light #quote

Art is the unceasing effort to compete with the beauty of flowers - and never succeeding. ~ Gian Carlo Menotti #quotes

Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over! #IwantToGoBackInTime"

Russian Communism: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market. #EssenceofPoliticalScience

There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing. ~ Anonymous #humanNature

Sliced bread was patented by a jeweller, Otto Rohwedder, in 1928. He had been working on it for 16 years, having started in 1912. #factoid

Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around. ~ Dave Barry #quote

We judge others by their actions; we judge ourselves by our intentions. #oneliners

Like bats, dolphins use echolocation for movement and locating objects. #factoid

My house was clean last week. #oneliners

The Island - Vancouver Island, B.C. or if you're in the Maritimes (NB, NS, etc.), refers to either PEI (Prince Edward Island) or Cape Breton Island #CanadianSlang

You are getting on my last nerve. #Momism

Dreams pass into the reality of action. From the actions stems the dream again; and this interdependence produces the highest form of living. ~ Anais Nin #quote

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit #bumperstickers

You should be women and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so. ~ From Macbeth. #ShakespeareInsults

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise. ~ #JustaJoke

The dot on top of the letter 'i' is called a tittle #ENGlanguage

The answer to having a better life is not about getting a better life, it's just about changing how we see the one we have right now. ~ Angel Kyodo Williams #quote

The desire of love is to give… the desire of lust is to get. #oneliners

Barking Up The Wrong Tree: A mistake made in something you are trying to achieve. #ENGidiom

DOGS ~ A Pack (wild dogs) or kennel of dogs; A Cowardice of curs; A Litter of puppies. #factoid  #collectivenoun

Most of us spend our lives as if we had another one in the bank. ~ Ben Irwin #quote

The best way to beat your enemy is to beat him at politeness. #oneliners

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. ~ Paul Valery #quotes

Save time: Exact bloody revenge now, before the bastards have a chance to wrong you. ~ The Onion, Sagittarius Horoscope, 3/15/00 #humanNature

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together #bumperstickers
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. ~ Dave Barry #quote

Wedding cake was originally thrown at the bride and groom, instead of eaten by them. #factoid

Anything  is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. #lifelaws

My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors. ~ Maya Angelou #quote

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. ~ Dave Barry #quote

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. ~ Nicola A. Sills #quote

You can never understand the true value of something until you don't have it anymore. #oneliners

Music can help reduce chronic pain by more than 20% and can alleviate depression by up to 25%. #factoid

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. ~ J. Paul Getty #quotes

Don't let yesterday take up too much of today. ~ Will Rogers #quote

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. ~ J. Paul Getty #quote

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. ~ #OneLiner

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt #quote

My goal in life is to be the sort of person my dog thinks I am. #oneliners