Saturday, 7 February 2015

Experience the Mysterious

Live long enough to be a problem to your kids #bumperstickers  
Only great pain is, as the teacher of great suspicion, the ultimate liberator of the spirit...I doubt whether such pain improves us - but I do know it deepens us. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

A member of your family will soon do something that will make you proud #fortunecookiesayings  
Wilson's  Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As  soon as you find a product that you really like, they will  stop making it. #lifelaws    
Your home is ten times more likely to have a fire than be burglarized! #factoid  
Don't EVER let me catch you doing that again! #Momism 

Your blessing is no more than being safe and sound for the whole lifetime. #fortunecookiesayings
It's no use crying over spilt milk. #Momism                                      
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass #bumperstickers 

Men do not differ much about what things they will call evil; they differ enormously about what evils they will call excusable. ~ G.K. Chesterton #quote

I'm not running a taxi service. #Momism      

I'm not always going to be around to do these things for you. #Momism    

Never offer what you'd hate someone for accepting. - Tara Ploughman #quote  
The people in Bali only have one of four names: Wayan, Made, Nyoman, and Ketut #factoid

If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway #bumperstickers  

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly #bumperstickers
Switzerland eats the most chocolate equating to 10 kilos per person per year #factoid 

Castor oil is used as a lubricant in jet planes. #factoid  
Are your hands broken? Pick it up yourself! I'm not your maid! #Momism
The longest one syllable word in the English language is 'screeched' #ENGlanguage

You just lived your best moment, now GO live another #bumperstickers        

The average elephant produces 22kg (50 pounds) of dung each day #factoids
I know my biology; it's your biology I don't know #bumperstickers                                      
King Solomon had 300 wives and hundreds of mistresses. #factoid      

Loonie - A common euphemism for the Canadian one-dollar coin. #CanadianSlang                                      
Seven Deadly Sins: Pride, Avarice, Wrath, Envy, Gluttony, Sloth and Lust. #factoid.                                       
You can't judge a book by its cover. #Momism          
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed. ~ Albert Einstein #quote

Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace. #factoid

You had better wipe that smile off your face before I do it for you. #Momism

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. #justajoke                                      
Go Braless. It will pull the wrinkles from your face #bumperstickers                                      
Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. ~ John Maxwell #quote

What we do in life echoes in eternity. – from the movie Gladiator #quote    

The most common name in the world is Mohammed. #factoid  

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. #factoid                                    
Don't run with a lollipop in your mouth. #Momism                                      
The Atlantic Ocean is saltier than the Pacific #factoid                                      
Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them. ~ John Updike #quote

Give Me Ambiguity Or Give Me Something Else #bumperstickers