Saturday, 13 February 2016

I Want to Stay as Close to the Edge as I Can

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out #bumperstickers

Suburbia is where the bulldozers have knocked down all the trees and the planners rename the roads after them. ~ Anon, US TV #quote

I don't do requests #bumperstickers

 Adversity doesn't build character, it reveals it. #oneliners

People would worry less about what others think of them if they only realised how seldom they do. #oneliners

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. ~ Albert Einstein #quote

Go to your room and think about what you did! #Momism

I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center. ~ Kurt Vonnegut #humanNature
Political Correctness: You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallo centric, war mongering, intolerant past) two differently - aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender. #EssenceofPoliticalScience

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. #oneliners

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. ~ Abraham Lincoln #quote

TRUCE, n. Friendship. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out #bumperstickers

DEFAME, v.t. To lie about another. To tell the truth about another. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen #quotes

CONTEMPT, n. The feeling of a prudent man for an enemy who is too formidable safely to be opposed. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. This is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant. ~ Martin Luther King Jr. #quote

Grunted #OtherWordsforSaid

Don't limit your challenges - challenge your limits. #oneliners

Wit is educated insolence. ~ Aristotles #quote

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. ~ Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) #quote

By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me. ~ Oscar Wilde #humanNature

Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. #oneliners

Often, the only way to comfort the suffering is to understand that you can't understand and just be there. #oneliners

Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless. ~ Rowan Atkinson #quote

PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. ~ Alan Kay #quotes

Wisdom whispers - foolishness shouts. #oneliners

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. #oneliners

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H. Glasow #quotes

Murmured #OtherWordsforSaid
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.  ~ Dave Barry #quote

Don't be afraid of the dark, be afraid of what it hides. #oneliners

Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back into the same box. ~ Italian #Proverb

Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything #oneliner

You have to look quite hard but the horse above is on this tiny island. 

The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything. ~ Theodore Roosevelt #quote

Nessie, the Loch Ness monster is protected by the 1912 Protection of Animals Acts of Scotland. With good reason - Nessie is worth $40 million annually to Scottish tourism. #factoid

Clones are people 2 #bumperstickers

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. ~ Benjamin Franklin #quote