Monday, 7 March 2016

Enjoy the Little Things

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. ~ Robert Heinlein #quote

If the grass on the other side of the fence appears greener, it must be all the fertilizer they are using! ~ Kevin Rodowicz #quote

Run for one's money (have a [good] #quote #ENGexpressions

Before toilet paper was invented, French royalty wiped their bottoms with fine linen #factoid

It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. It only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack someone upside the head. #factoid

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. #paraprosdokian #ENGgrammar

Make crime pay, become a lawyer. ~ Will Rogers #quote

All great achievements require time. ~ Maya Angelou #quote

HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Language is the dress of thought. ~ Johnson #quote

For Africa to me... is more than a glamorous fact. It is a historical truth. No man can know where he is going unless he knows exactly where he has been and exactly how he arrived at his present place. ~ Maya Angelou #quote

I'll treat you like an adult when you start acting like one. #Momism

Cast Iron Stomach: Someone who has no problems, complications or ill effects with eating anything or drinking anything. #ENGidiom

Never miss an opportunity to see anything that is beautiful. ~ Janet Hobson #quote

Add insult to injury ~ To further a loss with mockery or indignity; to worsen an unfavourable situation  #ENGidioms

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. ~ Robert Brault #quote

Don't speak of secret matters in a field that is full of little hills. ~ Hebrew #Proverb

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humour in it. ~ Frank Howard Clark #quotes

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? ~ Erma Bombeck #quote

Experience is the teacher of all things. ~ Julius Caesar #quotes

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. #oneliners

RECONSIDER, v. To seek a justification for a decision already made. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Irksome: annoying #ExquisiteAdjectives

Animosity = Is No Amity #anagram

LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

When your heart is in your dreams, no request is too extreme. ~ Jiminy Cricket #quote

Totalitarianism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned. #EssenceofPoliticalScience

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. ~ Henry David Thoreau #quotes