Wednesday, 13 April 2016

I Don't Have an Attitude Problem

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. ~ Albert Camus #quote

If I had my life to live over I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed. ~ Erma Bombeck #quote

Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced. ~ James Baldwin #quote

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day. #observationalHumour

Munificent: lavish, generous #ExquisiteAdjectives

HATRED, n. A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Who put a stop payment on my reality check #bumperstickers

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it’s important. ~ Eugene McCarthy #quote

Take a gawk - Have a really good look #Canadianslang

Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without. ~ Buddha #quote

No one knows whether death, which people fear to be the greatest evil, may not be the greatest good. ~ Plato #quote

If you were freeze-dried, 10% of your body weight would be from the microorganisms on your body. #factoid

Fear grows from what we don't know, faith comes from what we do. #oneliners

Take a gander ~ Check it out #Canadianslang

You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile. #oneliners

Where there is unity there is always victory. ~ Publilius Syrus #quote

Love has reasons that reason knows nothing of. #oneliners

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning ability to, and bics, meaning withstand tremendous boredom. ~ Dave Barry #quote

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. ~ Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 #quote
One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. ~ Benjamin Disraeli #quotes

Remember the golden rule: he who has the gold makes the rules. #oneliners

I don't have an attitude problem; you have a perception problem. #oneliners

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. ~ Bill Hirst #quote

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. ~ Mark Twain #quote

HUMANITY, n. The human race, collectively, exclusive of the anthropoid poets. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Rules without relationship equals rebellion. #oneliners

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? ~ Donald Trump #quotes

Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment. ~ Jim Rohn #quotes

We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have only borrowed it from our children. ~ Ancient #Proverb

Don't make me get up! #Momism

PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself. #factoid

Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. ~ Ambrose Redmoon #quote

If life were easy, then it would be boring. ~ Charles Beck #quote

If money could talk, it would say goodbye. #oneliners

Men will spend their health getting wealth. Then, gladly pay all they have earned to get health back. ~ Mike Murdock #quote