Monday, 10 October 2016

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving 2016

Via:  The Gentleman's Armchair

Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action. ~ W. J. Cameron #quote

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," a student wrote , "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey." #JustaJoke

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Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary #quote

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed -- like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese. ~ Ted Nugent #quote

Via:  Beatrice the Biologist


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Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? 
A: Because they never learned good table manners! #JustaJoke

If a fellow isn't thankful for what he's got, he isn't likely to be thankful for what he's going to get. ~ Frank A. Clark #quote

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Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band? 
A: Because he had the drumsticks #JustaJoke

The thing I’m most thankful for right now is elastic waistbands. ~ Unknown Author #quote

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Best of all is it to preserve everything in a pure, still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving, and for every breath a song. ~ Konrad von Gesner #quote

Q: What sound does a space turkey make? 
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble. #JustaJoke 

Via:  Lion Brand

We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing. ~ George Carlin #quote

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? 
A: It was the chicken's day off. #JustaJoke