Wednesday, 26 October 2016

I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once #bumperstickers

Nothing seems to bring on an emergency as quickly as putting money aside in case of one. #LifeIsLikeThat

DISCUSSION, n. A method of confirming others in their errors. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

A snail can sleep for three years. #factoid

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. #justajoke

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. ~ Andrew Carnegie #quotes

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. ~ Robert Frost #quote

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. ~ French #Proverb

The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes #factoids #ImNotAverage

The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it. #oneliners

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant #sarcastic #quote

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. ~ Soren Aabye Kierkegaard #quote
Faith has to do with things that are not seen and hope with things that are not at hand. ~ Thomas Aquinas #quotes

Pipe Down: To shut-up or be quiet. #ENGidiom

Nothing is work unless you'd rather be doing something else. ~ George Halas #quotes

Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count; everything that counts can't necessarily be counted. ~ Einstein #quote

There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. ~  Dan Greenberg #quotes #cats

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. ~ Xenocrates  #quote

Evanescent shades of feeling [evanescent = vanishing like vapor] #literaryExpression

Back Seat Driver: People who criticize from the sidelines, much like someone giving unwanted advice from the back seat of a vehicle to the driver. #ENGidiom

The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible. ~ Albert Einstein #quote

You can bomb the world into pieces; you can't bomb the world into peace. #oneliners.

Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy. ~ Robert A. Heinlein #quote

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. ~ Jonathan Kozel #quote

Serpentine: snake-like, winding, tempting or wily #ExquisiteAdjectives

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! ~ Homer Simpson #quote

REALITY, n. The dream of a mad philosopher. That which would remain in the cupel if one should assay a phantom. The nucleus of a vacuum. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Those who do not feel pain seldom think that it is felt. ~ Dr. Samuel Johnson #quote

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. ~ Mark Twain #quote

We can be knowledgeable with other men's knowledge, but we cannot be wise with other men's wisdom. ~ Michel de Montaigne #quote

He who feels that he is too small to make a difference has never been bitten by a mosquito. #oneliners
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW #bumperstickers

Hoffer's law: When people are free to do what they want they usually imitate one another. #oneliners

You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. ~  George Mikes from How to be decadent #quotes #cats

You don't marry someone you can live with; you marry the person with whom you cannot live without. #oneliners

Luminous: clear, shining #ExquisiteAdjectives

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. ~ Harold S. Hulbert #quote

Your child has started growing up when he stops asking you where he came from and starts refusing to tell you where he's going. #oneliners