Tuesday, 8 November 2016

Beautiful Young People are Acts of Nature

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. ~ Sicilian #Proverb

Killing time murders opportunities. #oneliners

It is better to sleep on what you intend doing than to stay awake over what you've done. #oneliners

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. #oneliners

They grow old because they quit playing. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes #quote

If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change. ~ John A. Simone, Sr. #quotes

Love the sinner but hate the sin. ~ Mahatma Gandhi #quote

Sagacious: wise, discerning #ExquisiteAdjectives

Earth Is The Insane Asylum For The Universe #bumperstickers

People travel to wonder at the height of mountains, at the huge waves of the sea, at the long courses of rivers, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motion of the stars… and they pass by themselves without wondering. ~ St. Augustine #quote

Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third. #oneliners
Anyone can become angry – that is easy, but to be angry with the right person at the right time and for the right purpose and in the right way – that is not within everyone’s power and that is not easy. ~ Aristotle #quote

I do wish thou were a dog, that I might love thee something. ~ From Timon of Athens #ShakespeareInsults

Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need do to lose weight is to take a bath. #oneliners

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. ~ Henry Kissinger #quote

Note the Roman Soldiers on a cell phone.
Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds. ~ Albert Einstein #quote

Screw the pooch ~ To screw up; to fail in dramatic and ignominious fashion  #ENGidioms 

Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning. #factoid

Faith in oneself is the best and safest course. ~ Michelangelo #quotes

We are never alone. We are all aspects of one great being. No matter how far apart we are, the air links us. ~ Yoko Ono #quote

Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon with his left foot first. #factoid

A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience. ~ Elbert Hubbard #quote

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. ~ Goethe #quote

Sartorial: relating to attire, especially tailored fashions #ExquisiteAdjectives

Life is like a ladder, the higher you climb, the more expansive your view is. ~ Taimi Megivern #quote

Curiosity Killed The Cat: Being Inquisitive can lead you into a dangerous situation. #ENGidiom

He who receives a good turn should never forget it; he who does one should never remember it. #oneliners

Bumper sticker in the year 2100: DISCO STILL SUCKS #bumperstickers

New discoveries in science will continue to create a thousand new frontiers for those who still would adventure. ~ Herbert Hoover #quote

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. #oneliners

Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without. ~ Buddha #quote

Eighty Six: A certain item is no longer available. Or this idiom can also mean, to throw away. #ENGidiom

Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all peoples cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try and understand each other, we may even become friends. ~ Maya Angelou #quote

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk. #EssenceofPoliticalScience

JUSTICE, n. A commodity which is a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes and personal service. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. ~  Anon #quotes #cats

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. ~ Dave Barry #quote

Your problem is never really your problem, your reaction to your problem is your problem. ~ Brian Kinsey #quote

With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress. ~ Ransom K. Ferm #quote

Our greatest glory is not failing, but in rising every time we fail. ~ Confucius #quote
FIB, n. A lie that has not cut its teeth. An habitual liar's nearest approach to truth: the perigee of his eccentric orbit. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. #oneliners

In youth we learn, in age we understand. ~ Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach #quote

It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them. ~ Man Ray #quote