Tuesday, 21 March 2017

I am Excused from Saving Universes

Don’t let the fear of striking out hold you back. ~ Babe Ruth  #quote

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. #cleverquotes

Six mistakes mankind keeps making century after century: Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others; Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected; Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it; Refusing to set aside trivial preferences; Neglecting development and refinement of the mind; Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do. ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero #quote

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. ~  Foster’s #Law

Those who stare at the past have their backs turned to the future. ~ Unknown #quote

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after. ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh #quote

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in. #PearlsOfWisdom

The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money. ~ Unknown #quote

We are told that talent creates its own opportunities. But it sometimes seems that intense desire creates not only its own opportunities but its own talents. ~ Eric Hoffer #quote

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. ~ William James #quote

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body. ~ Unknown #quote

Wrinkles only go where the smiles have been. ~ Jimmy Buffett, Barefoot Children in the Rain. #quote

Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation and makes crimes out of things that are not crimes. ~ Abraham Lincoln  #quote

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. ~ Douglas Adams #quote

Don’t ever ask a woman if she’s pregnant. Trust me.  #thingsthatshouldberules

Whoever said sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. ~ Unknown #quote

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. ~ Bonnie Friedman #quote

The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right. ~  Hannah Whitall Smith #quote

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. #cleverquotes

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. ~ Ed McMahon in TV Guide #quote

Your worst enemy, he reflected, was your nervous system. At any moment the tension inside you was liable to translate itself into some visible symptom. ~ George Orwell, 1984 #quote

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair. ~ Douglas Adams #quote

Get some sleep.  #HowToBePerfect by Ron Padgett

Life itself is an exile. The way home is not the way back. ~ Colin Wilson #quote

Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won't either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel. It is the reason you are here on earth. You are here to risk your heart. You are here to be swallowed up. And when it happens that you are broken, or betrayed, or left, or hurt, or death brushes near, let yourself sit by an apple tree and listen to the apples falling all around you in heaps, wasting their sweetness. Tell yourself you tasted as many as you could. ~ Louise Erdrich #quote

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.~ Henry David Thoreau #quote

We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about. ~ Charles Kingsley #quote

The constant, unproductive preoccupation with all the things we have to do in the future,is the single largest consumer of time and energy. ~ Kerry Gleeson #quote

It's easy to recognize a genius: mediocre people will form coalition against him/her ~ J. Swift  #quote

Rats giggle when you tickle them. Their voices are so high-pitched you need special equipment to hear them, but when you do, their laughs are immediately evident. #factoid

I always knew i would look back on my tears and laugh, but I never thought I would look back on the laughter and cry. ~ Unknown #quote

Ogooglebar - The Swedish term for someone or something that doesn't appear in Google search results.  #WordsWeNeedInEnglish

My Karma ran over your dogma. ~ Unknown #quote

The best thing you can give someone is a chance. ~ Unknown #quote

87% of people believe everything they are told in the form of a statistic. ~ Unknown #quote

Show your appreciation to people who do things for you, even if you have paid them, even if they do favours you don't want.  #HowToBePerfect by Ron Padgett

It’s good to have a frog on a fine summer day. ~ Alexander Holzer, grandson of Dan Wolaver #quote

The distinction between past, present, and future has only the significance of a stubborn illusion. ~ Albert Einstein  #quote

What makes him think a middle-aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics? ~ Ronald Reagan #quote

Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers. ~ Unknown #quote

A thousand half-loves must be forsaken to take one whole heart home. ~ Rumi #quote